Gameweek 35+ results

1
FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
61 2178
2
Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
65 2090
3
Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
55 2087
4
Game of Stones
Ryan Garoghan
46 2079
5
Locky Bauer Bowyer
Paul Hawkins
57 2075
6
BASHAM’S ARRIVING!
Tim Dodd
45 2071
7
GingerFizz
Noel Driver
51 2060
8
Sterling Silva
DEAN CRIPPS
76 2045
9
Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
71 2039
10
Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
50 2020

 

We had two managers with Michail Antonio. Unsurprisingly, they notched the two highest scores of the week. Neither captained him, or had Raheem Sterling in their ranks. He was the player that arguably made the most difference this gameweek. His hat trick earned him 21 points, five shy of Antonio’s total, yet it was his higher ownership that determined whether you went up or down the table. Only 3.5% of teams worldwide had the West Ham forward in their teams compared to nearly 20% picking Sterling. The inclusion of Antonio saw Mister D and Buffoon United surpass the 80 point mark. Mister D won the week with a total of 89, aided and abetted by captaining Anthony Martial and having Gabriel Jesus up front. Other than those four players and Son Heung-Min, the other highest scoring players in a week full of high scoring players were misfits like Oli McBurnie, Dominic Solanke, David McGoldrick, Ryan Fredericks and Junior Stanislas, all of whom are owned by less that 1% of all players. Nobody at all owns Stansilas. NOBODY!

With almost a century on their closest rival FC Caligula look good for the title, although we may have a few more teams in the tussle for sixth. Both Sterling Silva and Neil Madrid were among those making moves this gameweek, gaining double figure swings on most of those teams directly above them. Both of those teams have also survived the next cull in Last Man Standing. Our latest two victims are Stranger Mings and Rip Roaring Reds. Both suffered at the hands of poor weeks for Chelsea, Leicester and Liverpool and the fact that, despite another 5-0 win, Kevin De Bruyne had absolutely nothing to do with any of the Manchester City goals. If only they’d taken a punt on Stanislas.

Manager of the week – Mister D – Mr D Boy – 89 points

Player of the week – Michail Antonio – West Ham United – 26 points

Bargain of the week – Trezeguet – Aston Villa – 16 points

Twat of the week – Caglar Soyuncu – Leicester City – -3 points

Goal of the week – Alexandre Lacazette. 4m09s

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