Gameweek 2 results

August 21, 2018

1  same Perfidious Albion
Andrew Swift
89 191
2  up FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
86 175
3  up The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
88 172
4  down Game of Stones
Ryan Garoghan
79 171
5  down But Da Pitch Ain’t 1
Trev Reams
77 170
6  same King raggg
Steven Darling
82 166
7  up Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
83 164
8  up Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
95 159
9  up The Big Lewandowski
Paul Callaghan
84 158
9  up CAS Vampire Slayers
Mustafa khan
81 158
11  up Deeney in a Bottle
Stephanie Cripps
85 157
12  down Crazy Leg XI
David Caldicott
78 155
13  up Hoose Reus
James Whitfield
87 154
14  up DoubleDee
Noel Driver
79 149
15  up Musttryharder fc
Paul Telford
92 148
15  up Bielsa Ringing
Alan Hardy
87 148
17  up Thelma and Luiz
Trevor Gordon
86 147
18  down RICO UNITED
JASON REACHER
54 145
18  down QUEEN OF THE NORTH
DORINE REACHER
63 145
18  up PenshawPerformers
david bruce
80 145
21  down Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
69 143
21  down Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
74 143
23  up Kompany & Co
DEAN CRIPPS
93 142
24  up SLABHEAD FC
Adam Burnett
86 139
25  down romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
69 133
26  up Need son luck
Matt Jarvis
70 127
27  down Frostee Rucker
Paul Bentz
53 126
28  up Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
71 125
29  up Cookie fc
Peter Cook
68 121
30  up Bakerlona
Stuart Baker
71 119
30  down ClipityKlopptotitle
tanya thursby
48 119
32  up Hemel Hotspurs
Paul Jarvis
66 118
33  down Aribo Haribo
Paul Hawkins
49 117
34  same Fake Madrid
Andrew Wade
63 115
35  up FTM
Stu Smith
70 113
36  up It’s coming home
scott mcgow
68 109
37  up Ross’s champions
darren frankland
76 108
38  down Dropit like its Hart
Jason Earwicker
54 108
39  down Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
54 106
40  down Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
58 106
41  down Dinamo Spinks
David Spinks
45 102
42  down Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
47 102
43  down El Loco No Joko
Paul Murray
51 99
44  down Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
65 99
45  down Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
51 98
46  same Pique Blinders
Colin Goulding
59 98
47  up Morningblues
Jeff Morning
54 91
48  down Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
40 91
49  down Salah Buffoon!!!
Jitesh Lakhani
45 88
50  down Puddle Splash Van
Ian Williams
45 87
51  down The Mindless Morons
John Seacroft
43 85
52  same Greeeenteeam
adam greenwood
41 68

 

Manager of the week – Upper Bullens – Andy Taylor – 95 points

Storming starts by lots of managers all thanks to doubling and tripling up on the two title favourites. Six goals for Liverpool without reply and eight for Manchester City with a single goal in the against column have helped towards some impressive looking totals in the first two weeks. There were three more 90+ scores and over half of us topping the 60 point average. And most of those were as a result of having Sergio Aguero as captain. The home tie against Huddersfield was too much to resist and the City striker duly delivered to the tune of 40 points with the armband. Bullens were the best with Marcos Alonso contributing 13 points and being one of only two players to post two double figure scores; and Richarlison scoring his third goal of the season and adding 9 more points to the 14 he got last week. They move up to eighth overall and lie just over 30 points behind the leaders, Perifidious Albion, who opted for a curious wildcard and could have surpassed the century mark again had they captained Sergio over that Harry Kane bloke. I’m not having that prick anywhere near my team this year.

Player of the week – Sergio Aguero – Manchester City – 20 points

This year’s Kane? Blanks then hat tricks. Then blanks. Then hat tricks. As long as it’s alternate weeks. Given the run of fixtures City have, it could be every week. They don’t get tough till October. The run till then sees them take on the other five promoted teams of the last two seasons.

Bargain of the week – Neil Etheridge – Cardiff City – 16 points

The goalkeeper no-one wanted. The goalkeeper with twice as many points as pretty much every other keeper. How long can that last? As long as Cardiff keep conceding penalties – it can last forever.

Twat of the week – Terence Kongolo – Huddersfield Town – -3 points

Huddersfield started last season with a run of clean sheets. Although that was never likely to happen coming up against Chelsea and City in their first two games, it looks like, with nine goals conceded, that they’re the team to avoid for defensive options. Five of the seven defenders that have turned out for them so far this season still haven’t made it past 0 points. Three of them have minus scores. One of them is Terence Kongolo.

Goal of the week – Will Hughes.

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Gameweek 13 results

November 28, 2017

1  same Hornets
Andrew Wade
53 791
2  up Fun Lovren Criminals
Paul Callaghan
62 765
3  up Despicable Mee
Trevor Gordon
65 748
4  down Gotta Light?
Andrew Swift
35 745
5  down greenyteamy
adam greenwood
49 737
6  same Kompany & Co
DEAN CRIPPS
44 726
7  up Brexiter City
Colin Goulding
60 718
8  same The Vinegar Pissers
P Hawkins
46 717
9  up INIT FC
Mustafa khan
54 717
10  up Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
64 715
11  down The winnings R mine
david bruce
33 709
12  up The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
66 706
13  down Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
36 701
14  down Crazylegs XI
David Caldicott
44 699
15  down Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
34 699
16  same Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
53 698
17  same It’sOnlyAGameFarke!
David Spinks
47 689
18  up Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
59 689
19  up King Dunlap
Paul Bentz
54 674
20  up Queen of the north
DORINE REACHER
62 673
21  down Rico united
JASON REACHER
38 673
22  down Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
45 671
23  up Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
52 664
24  up FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
48 662
25  down musttryharder FC
Paul Telford
35 660
26  down Flying squad
Matt Jarvis
41 657
27  down Aquamar 1564
Noel Driver
34 657
28  down Game of Throw-Ins
Ryan Garoghan
40 656
29  same Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
49 654
30  same Klopp of the Pochs
Jason Earwicker
53 654
31  up Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
57 649
31  same romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
50 649
33  down Pure Buffoonery!
Jitesh Lakhani
51 648
34  down cookster fc
Peter Cook
49 645
35  up We are Ayling
Paul Murray
50 642
36  up mrs mcgoo
laura barrett
51 642
37  up Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
52 637
38  up Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
56 635
39  same To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
48 634
40  down Bakerlona FC
Stuart Baker
34 628
41  up FTM
Stu Smith
48 628
42  down Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
31 626
43  down Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
34 620
44  same Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
58 614
45  up Emergency Gap Jumper
Ian Williams
66 598
46  up iamgroot
scott mcgow
51 593
47  down Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
37 592
48  down blakes11
Steven Darling
36 585
49  same disco dancer
darren frankland
52 549
50  same Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
41 486

 

Manager of the week – Ian Williams – Emergency Gap Jumper – 66 points

Two managers finished the week on 66 points but it was the Emergency Gap Jumpers who claim the weekly honours by virtue of scoring one more goal than The Craggy Islanders. Their four goals came from Mohamed Salah, Raheem Sterling, Sergio Aguero and Harry Kane – who, in the week when the majority ditched him as their go to captain, finally came good. Neither team have put themselves into contention for the November manager of the month. That still looks like a race between Greenyteamy and Nashton Villa, although a strong gameweek from Atletico Chappers has moved them to within striking distance.

1  same greenyteamy
adam greenwood
49 220
2  same Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
53 215
3  up Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
59 202
4  down mrs mcgoo
laura barrett
51 196
5  same Fun Lovren Criminals
Paul Callaghan
62 191

At the top of the overall league, Hornets remain the team to catch – as they have done all season. The gap back to Fun Lovren Criminals stands at 34 points. Last year’s runners up, Despicable Mee, since gameweek 8, have moved from 19th to 15th to 11th to 8th to 5th – and now into third – and look set for another title challenge.

Player of the week – Marvin Zeegelaar – 14 points

Assisted two of Watford’s goals against Newcastle in only his second appearance for the club. He didn’t have a bad first week either getting clean sheet and bonus points in the victory over West Ham. There are lots of temptingly cheap Watford options springing up at the moment. Last week, Will Hughes, in only his second start, almost took the bargain award, and he added another eight points to his total this week. Interestingly, Watford have scored at least twice in every away game they’ve played this season. And I bet most managers would back the home defence for a clean sheet against them in most weeks. Don’t.

Bargain of the week – Charlie Austin – 13 points

There was little action on the striker front this week with only Austin bagging more than one goal. It’s his first start of the season after having only made a few minutes worth of substitute appearances in recent weeks. Saints had only scored four goals from open play before the weekend. If Austin can steer clear of the treatment room and cement a starting berth he should add to that total.

Twat of the week – Rajiv Van La Parra – -1 points

Waited until after the final whistle to engage in a bit of handbags with Leroy Sane, who can probably consider himself fortunate not to have a similar ban looming. With the amount of big point scoring midfielders active in the game at the moment we could do with the odd ban and/or injury being thrown in just to narrow down the choices a little bit.

Goal of the week – Xherdan Shaqiri.

Usually pops up with a few wonder goals per season (and little else). No vid though?!

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