Gameweek 11 results

November 6, 2018

1  same But Da Pitch Ain’t 1
Trev Reams
50 732
2  same Perfidious Albion
Andrew Swift
52 714
3  up Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
87 713
4  down Game of Stones
Ryan Garoghan
52 687
5  up The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
82 681
6  down Cookie fc
Peter Cook
58 671
7  up Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
73 671
8  up SLABHEAD FC
Adam Burnett
80 670
9  same Thelma and Luiz
Trevor Gordon
75 670
10  down Deeney in a Bottle
Stephanie Cripps
60 668
11  down FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
65 667
12  down Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
69 664
13  up King raggg
Steven Darling
97 659
14  same RICO UNITED
JASON REACHER
71 646
15  down Bielsa Ringing
Alan Hardy
65 643
16  up Frostee Rucker
Paul Bentz
73 626
17  up Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
79 626
18  up CAS Vampire Slayers
Mustafa khan
75 624
19  up Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
74 622
20  down Need son luck
Matt Jarvis
54 621
21  down Mour Salt and Pep
Noel Driver
61 619
23  down Musttryharder fc
Paul Telford
58 614
24  down FTM
Stu Smith
62 613
25  down Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
36 606
26  up Kompany & Co
DEAN CRIPPS
63 598
27  down romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
57 596
28  up Pique Blinders
Colin Goulding
73 593
29  up QUEEN OF THE NORTH
DORINE REACHER
97 591
29  down PenshawPerformers
david bruce
56 591
31  down Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
59 589
32  down Hoose Reus
James Whitfield
47 589
33  down Morningblues
Jeff Morning
56 579
34  up The Big Lewandowski
Paul Callaghan
60 576
35  down Aribo Haribo
Paul Hawkins
48 575
36  down Fake Madrid
Andrew Wade
50 573
37  up Salah Buffoon!!!
Jitesh Lakhani
71 564
38  down El Loco No Joko
Paul Murray
46 563
39  down Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
51 559
40  down Crazy Leg XI
David Caldicott
48 558
41  down Dinamo Spinks
David Spinks
33 555
42  up ClipityKlopptotitle
tanya thursby
74 553
43  down Dropit like its Hart
Jason Earwicker
38 539
44  down Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
48 534
45  same Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
61 527
46  down It’s coming home
scott mcgow
60 522
47  same Hemel Hotspurs
Paul Jarvis
57 517
48  down Greeeenteeam
adam greenwood
41 516
49  same Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
56 506
50  down Puddle Splash Van
Ian Williams
46 505
51  same The Mindless Morons
John Seacroft
39 467
52  down Ross’s champions
darren frankland
38 453

 

Manager of the week – Queen of the North – Dorine Reacher – 97 points (7 goals)

Two managers reached a whopping 97 points this week. King Raggg climb back up to 13th with their haul. Five players posted double figure returns, with Aguero as captain, Sane as their other pointsworthy City asset, Arnautovic and Richarlison finding the net and Ben Chilwell hitting an assist and clean sheet double. Raggg’s fringe players scored slightly better, but QOTN’s big hitters hit big. As well as Richarlison’s brace, they became the first player in living memory to benefit from Alvaro Morata’s existence – and stuck the armband on Raheem Sterling. The in-form Anthony Martial added another, posting his third double figure score in four outings. QOTN climb 10 places as a result.

At the top the gap has closed. Decidedly average weeks from Da Pitch and Da Albion have let Neil Madrid in particular sneak back into close contention. And an 80+ score from 2017 champs, The Craggy Islanders, has seen them rise to their highest position of the season so far

Player of the week – Raheem Sterling – Manchester City – 21 points

More people captained Sergio Aguero this week than any other and he didn’t disappoint. Unless you also had Sterling. In which case there were 16 more points to be had with the armband. Sterling overtakes Aguero in the overall points standings as a result, moves to within two of Eden Hazard and claims the highest weekly player score for the season thus far. And he’s still only in 7% of teams, which is a very low ownership given his scoring power. Those who think he’s at risk of rotation, he’s started nine of the eleven games so far, and returned in seven of them. Those put off by the asking price might want to reconsider.

Bargain of the week – Raul Jiminez – Wolverhampton Wanderers – 12 points

Jiminez has been ticking over quite nicely as Wolves’ first choice striker scoring between 4 and 5 points a game on average. This was his highest return despite it being in a game in which they lost. He looks nailed on to start every week and although they’re not scoring loads of goals, the ones they do score generally involve him.

Twat of the week – Wesley Hoedt – Southampton – -3 points

Our first double twat of the week. Hoedt’s last appearance on the roll of dishonour came after he bundled an own goal in against Liverpool a few weeks back. Not wanting to give the Scousers an unfair advantage in the title race, he’s gone and done the same thing against Manchester City. Southampton play Chelsea in GW21.

Goal of the week – Richarlison (1st goal). His second was pretty good too.

 

 

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Gameweek 6 results

September 24, 2018

1  up But Da Pitch Ain’t 1
Trev Reams
71 429
2  down Perfidious Albion
Andrew Swift
65 428
3  up King raggg
Steven Darling
76 395
4  up Game of Stones
Ryan Garoghan
61 387
5  up Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
61 386
6  same SLABHEAD FC
Adam Burnett
59 385
7  down The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
58 385
8  down FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
54 381
9  down Cookie fc
Peter Cook
40 367
10  up Mour Salt and Pep
Noel Driver
72 366
11  up Need son luck
Matt Jarvis
70 364
12  up RICO UNITED
JASON REACHER
65 362
13  down The Big Lewandowski
Paul Callaghan
53 362
14  down Deeney in a Bottle
Stephanie Cripps
50 362
15  down Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
58 359
16  up Bielsa Ringing
Alan Hardy
71 358
17  down Frostee Rucker
Paul Bentz
35 355
18  down QUEEN OF THE NORTH
DORINE REACHER
48 349
19  down Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
53 347
20  down Hoose Reus
James Whitfield
48 345
21  up Musttryharder fc
Paul Telford
59 341
22  same Thelma and Luiz
Trevor Gordon
54 340
23  down PenshawPerformers
david bruce
46 339
24  down Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
50 337
25  down Kompany & Co
DEAN CRIPPS
48 336
26  same CAS Vampire Slayers
Mustafa khan
58 335
27  same Crazy Leg XI
David Caldicott
56 332
28  same FTM
Stu Smith
60 331
29  up Aribo Haribo
Paul Hawkins
68 327
30  same Morningblues
Jeff Morning
58 322
31  up ClipityKlopptotitle
tanya thursby
65 320
32  down romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
61 319
33  up Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
62 316
34  down Dropit like its Hart
Jason Earwicker
53 315
35  down Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
58 314
36  up Fake Madrid
Andrew Wade
61 313
37  down Pique Blinders
Colin Goulding
49 312
38  down Bakerlona
Stuart Baker
58 310
39  up Greeeenteeam
adam greenwood
77 304
39  same Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
54 304
41  up Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
79 301
42  down Dinamo Spinks
David Spinks
59 296
43  down Hemel Hotspurs
Paul Jarvis
52 289
44  up Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
63 288
45  up It’s coming home
scott mcgow
72 285
46  down Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
48 283
47  down Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
50 278
48  down The Mindless Morons
John Seacroft
57 276
49  up Ross’s champions
darren frankland
60 265
50  down Puddle Splash Van
Ian Williams
48 261
51  down El Loco No Joko
Paul Murray
44 260
52  same Salah Buffoon!!!
Jitesh Lakhani
54 254

 

 

Top of the league – But Da Pitch Ain’t 1 – Trev Reams – 429 points

Da battle for supremacy between Da Pitch and Perfidious continues with both cruising past da 400 point mark way ahead of anyone else, but it’s da former who have a slender one point advantage after outscoring their rivals this gameweek. Both sit in the top 10,000 overall and both lead the way in the battle for the September manager of the month.

1  same But Da Pitch Ain’t 1
Trev Reams
71 218
2  up Perfidious Albion
Andrew Swift
65 204
3  same SLABHEAD FC
Adam Burnett
59 201
4  up King raggg
Steven Darling
76 193
5  up Greeeenteeam
adam greenwood
77 188

However, both have wildcarded, as have Slabhead. Could someone from further back steal ahead and claim the September prize?

Manager of the week – Jaime Nash – Nashton Villa – 79 points

A welcome change in fortunes for last season’s runner up who has jumped almost a million places in the overall game. Disappointingly it only equates to three Buckets positions, but it’s a step in the right direction after having spent the opening weeks struggling to get over average scores and gaining no real boost from an early wildcard in gameweek 3. Villa took an 8 point hit for transfers and two of the three new boys returned 9 points – Joe Hart and James Maddison. Goals from Salah (c), Kane and Aguero, and clean sheets and bonuses from double-barreled full backs topped the total up nicely.

Player of the week – Joel Matip – Liverpool – 15 points

It wasn’t Ryan Fraser, the most transferred in player. He continued that curse by winding up on the end of a 4-0 thumping at the hands of the league’s bottom club. Thanks Ryan. After a few near misses a Liverpool player has finally found their place on the honours board. Matip completed a near clean sweep of defensive points. He was only missing the assist. And you can bag him for less than £5 million.

Bargain of the week – Ashley Barnes – Burnley – 12 points

Burnley finally have a win on the board and a second clean sheet to add to the one they picked up in gameweek 1. Their season appears to have started now the international break has passed and their European adventure has come to a premature end. A lot of their players suffered price drops through those opening weeks, Barnes being one of them. If their season is going to pick up, maybe he and one or two others will come on to our radar. It was his scoring prowess off the bench last season that eventually earned him more starts and he became a useful third striker to own.

Twat of the week – Wesley Hoedt – Southampton – -1 points

It probably should be a Cardiff player who are now shipping goals as we expected them to – four last week and five in this. Wesley Hoedt decided he’d score an own goal in a 3-0 defeat, which doesn’t do much for your fantasy cred.

Goal of the week – Joao Moutinho.

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