Gameweek 24 results

February 6, 2017

same Aquamar 15
Noel Driver
71 1353
up When Harry met Alli
Trevor Gordon
88 1347
down The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
51 1335
down Yeboah’s Right Foot
Paul Murray
55 1331
same greenyteamy
adam greenwood
77 1322
same Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
64 1293
up Cooksters
Peter Cook
78 1288
down Hedgehog Corpse FC
Nick Smith
60 1284
down Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
60 1279
10  down 4 Fuchs Ake
Jason Earwicker
54 1268
11  up Uriah Rennie 2nd XI
Neil Greenwood
60 1268
12  up Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
66 1251
13  down INIT FC
Mustafa khan
42 1250
14  up Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
57 1244
15  same Go Buffoons Go
Jitesh Lakhani
53 1242
16  down To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
43 1241
17  down FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
49 1241
18  up RICO UNITED
JASON REACHER
72 1239
18  down Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
37 1239
20  same Joey Bosa
Paul Bentz
43 1224
21  up Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
70 1224
22  down 30:19
Darren Lavelle
35 1223
23  up Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
69 1223
24  up Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
70 1222
25  down QUEEN OF THE NORTH
DORINE REACHER
48 1215
26  down romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
45 1203
27  up nO fucHs given
Paul Callaghan
67 1197
28  up RG XV
Ryan Garoghan
78 1186
29  down Jarvis FC
Matt Jarvis
44 1185
30  same Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
51 1181
31  up Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
64 1172
32  down Jeff Lamp’s Porsche
David Spinks
43 1170
33  down Crazy Legs XI
David Caldicott
44 1158
34  down Hucking Fell
P Hawkins
47 1155
35  down Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
35 1149
36  same Have a little dink
Ian Williams
41 1131
37  up jetty city
scott mcgow
97 1130
38  same I am not Zlatan
Colin Goulding
51 1125
39  same FTM
Stu Smith
49 1119
40  down Ciderheads
Darren Pope
34 1118
41  down Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
56 1106
42  up Big White Chiefs
david frankland
81 1103
43  down Bakerlona
Stuart Baker
56 1095
44  up Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
79 1094
45  down Pepe Le Blue
DEAN CRIPPS
53 1093
46  up Dj daz
darren frankland
67 1082
47  down Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
53 1071
48  up Bermie Utd
Glen Davies
50 1019
49  down bazza 28 united
laura barrett
30 1004
50  up Bish Bosh Goal
Simon Purnell
58 983
51  same Racing Club Skegness
Andrew Swift
47 975
52  down DJ’s Trail Blazers
Danian Jones
31 971
53  same Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
70 962

 

Jetty City, for the second consecutive week, win manager of the week. They were the only team to manage a 50+ score during the drab midweek. This weekend they almost hit a century. Had they played their perfect XI or played their bench boost they’d have got past the 100 point mark and achieved the highest weekly score.

They were one of the few teams who went with a Lukaku/Defoe double pronged attack, captaining the Belgian, and picking up 55 points from their strike force along. That’s more points from two players than most teams managed with their full XI – the teams that unluckily had neither striker in their line up. There were plenty of teams carrying Lukaku, most notably our top two, Aquamar and When Harry Met Alli, who both handed him the armband.

Aquamar were involved in the biggest tie of the preliminary round of the Buckets Cup, coming up against sixth placed Kebab Eaters United and triumphing 71-64. It’s unlucky on Kebab Eaters who were the second highest scoring losers of the round. Shoelace crept through scoring only 35 points to Bazza 28 United’s 30. No Fuchs Given and 4 Fuchs Ake’s victories have set up a Fuchs derby in the first round proper, whilst the closest tie of the round saw Hedgehog’s beat Uriah’s on goals scored, 5 to 4 – Lukaku the difference again. All results and revised first round draw are on the Buckets Cup page.

 

Player of the week – Romelu Lukaku – 21 points. Cue kneejerk Lukaku transferring across the board.

Bargain of the week – Lamine Kone – 13 points. Palace doomed.

Donkey of the week – Jeff Hendrick – -2 points. He lasted six minutes.

Goal of the week – Eden Hazard.

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Gameweek 15 results

December 11, 2016

up Yeboah’s Right Foot
Paul Murray
99 855
down The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
51 849
same Aquamar 15
Noel Driver
52 823
down QUEEN OF THE NORTH
DORINE REACHER
32 819
same Hedgehog Corpse FC
Nick Smith
46 813
up Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
49 811
down When Harry met Alli
Trevor Gordon
45 809
down 4 Fuchs Ake
Jason Earwicker
36 805
down Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
36 802
10  up Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
54 796
11  up Uriah Rennie 2nd XI
Neil Greenwood
47 788
12  down Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
40 783
13  same 30:19
Darren Lavelle
41 781
14  up greenyteamy
adam greenwood
70 779
15  up To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
57 773
16  up INIT FC
Mustafa khan
49 767
17  down Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
45 766
18  down Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
32 762
19  up Cooksters
Peter Cook
63 760
20  up Jeff Lamp’s Porsche
David Spinks
51 756
21  down Go Buffoons Go
Jitesh Lakhani
41 756
22  down Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
54 755
23  down nO fucHs given
Paul Callaghan
39 750
24  down Joey Bosa
Paul Bentz
44 745
25  up Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
72 743
26  down RICO UNITED
JASON REACHER
44 739
27  up FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
68 735
28  same Ciderheads
Darren Pope
49 727
29  down Crazy Legs XI
David Caldicott
45 725
30  up FTM
Stu Smith
61 724
31  down Hucking Fell
P Hawkins
41 721
32  down romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
49 714
33  same Jarvis FC
Matt Jarvis
42 711
34  up Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
45 705
35  down RG XV
Ryan Garoghan
34 703
36  up Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
57 696
37  down Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
44 693
38  up I am not Zlatan
Colin Goulding
45 683
39  down Have a little dink
Ian Williams
35 680
40  up Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
52 678
41  down Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
29 677
42  down jetty city
scott mcgow
46 677
43  up Big White Chiefs
david frankland
54 672
44  same Pepe Le Blue
DEAN CRIPPS
43 669
45  down Racing Club Skegness
Andrew Swift
21 648
46  same Bakerlona
Stuart Baker
52 642
47  up bazza 28 united
laura barrett
53 624
48  down Bermie Utd
Glen Davies
37 621
49  same DJ’s Trail Blazers
Danian Jones
38 608
50  up Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
62 605
51  same Bish Bosh Goal
Simon Purnell
55 598
52  down Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
40 582
53  same Dj daz
darren frankland
57 572

 

It’s been an eventful week full of goals, particularly on Saturday, where eight of the twelve teams playing scored at least three times. Yet the average score was a very average sounding 46, and most of us hovered in and around that total come Sunday evening. Everyone in the world, no doubt, kept Alexis Sanchez as captain. A lone assist from the Arsenal striker got you 10 points, and not much more was offered from his elite player contemporaries. You had to go way out on a limb for big captain points this weekend. Either that, or be Yeboah’s Right Foot.

An amazing 99 points came courtesy of a team where all the stars aligned and every player but Etienne Capoue scored more than just their basic appearance points. Most notably, Wilfried Zaha, who apart from Sanchez, has the best stats in the game at the moment. Yeboah’s have persevered with Zaha from week one. It must have been tempting to boot out the Palace winger early doors, but in the last six weeks he’s scored 51 of his 72 points. It’s gone largely unnoticed by everyone that Palace have started scoring goals. In their latest goalfest Zaha picked up a season’s best 16 points. Yeboah’s finished with the 273rd best score in the world this weekend, flying to the top of Buckets and taking a clear lead in the race for December manager of the month.

 

Player of the week – Jamie Vardy – 17 points. A hat trick tearing Man City apart reminiscent of last season.

Bargain of the week – Wilfried Zaha – 16 points. Still on £5.5 million – expect that to rise.

Donkey of the week – Bacary Sagna – 0 points. Another depressing week for the Manchester City defence. Utterly useless fantasy fodder.

Goal of the week – Jeff Hendrick. First serious goal of the season contender.

 

 

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