Gameweek 17 results

December 14, 2017

1  same Hornets
Andrew Wade
43 1011
2  same greenyteamy
adam greenwood
61 995
3  same Gotta Light?
Andrew Swift
48 960
4  up Crazylegs XI
David Caldicott
59 943
5  up The Vinegar Pissers
P Hawkins
64 940
6  down Despicable Mee
Trevor Gordon
53 938
7  up Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
68 935
8  down Fun Lovren Criminals
Paul Callaghan
38 935
9  same Brexiter City
Colin Goulding
59 934
10  same Kompany & Co
DEAN CRIPPS
58 926
11  up Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
52 919
12  down The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
42 918
13  up Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
58 901
14  same Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
44 891
15  up King Dunlap
Paul Bentz
70 890
16  down Queen of the north
DORINE REACHER
33 880
17  down Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
43 878
18  up Game of Throw-Ins
Ryan Garoghan
54 878
19  down INIT FC
Mustafa khan
43 874
20  same It’sOnlyAGameFarke!
David Spinks
46 872
21  up We are Ayling
Paul Murray
66 868
22  down Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
51 868
23  up The winnings R mine
david bruce
48 864
24  down Rico united
JASON REACHER
45 863
25  up FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
61 860
26  up cookster fc
Peter Cook
52 855
27  down Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
38 852
28  down Aquamar 1564
Noel Driver
47 852
29  down Klopp of the Pochs
Jason Earwicker
29 846
30  up Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
43 842
31  down Flying squad
Matt Jarvis
30 841
32  up Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
57 837
33  down Pure Buffoonery!
Jitesh Lakhani
28 831
34  same Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
41 829
35  down romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
30 828
36  up Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
51 828
37  down musttryharder FC
Paul Telford
49 827
38  down To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
35 815
39  down Bakerlona FC
Stuart Baker
37 814
40  same Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
36 810
41  up Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
75 809
42  up Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
79 802
43  down Emergency Gap Jumper
Ian Williams
49 794
44  down FTM
Stu Smith
49 784
45  same Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
47 780
46  down mrs mcgoo
laura barrett
25 766
47  same iamgroot
scott mcgow
49 751
48  same blakes11
Steven Darling
55 749
49  same disco dancer
darren frankland
53 729
50  same Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
42 643

 

Manager of the week – Upper Bullens – Andy Taylor – 79 points

It wasn’t a great week for Hornets, but they did surpass the 1000 point mark – our first and only team to do so thus far. Our team of the week scored almost twice as many points and did so off the back of a resurgent Everton side. Wayne Rooney captained Upper Bullens to 79 points. Jonjoe Kenny chipped in with another six points for a third clean sheet in four. The young right back is locked in until Seamus Coleman returns it seems and will still only set you back £4.3 million. In fact three of Everton’s back four – that’s Kenny, Cuco Martina and Mason Holgate – won’t cost you any more than that price.

Player of the week – Shinnji Okazaki – 16 points

Why hadn’t anyone thought of playing Okazaki for 90 minutes before? He’s normally hooked around the 70 minute mark. This will end up being his best fantasy season. Even better than the championship winning season. He’s already on six goals – the most he’s ever managed in a campaign.

Bargain of the week – Tiemoue Bakayoko – 9 points

It’s odd to see an elite team player in bargain section, but at only £5 million, Bakayoko is your second cheapest route into the Chelsea team after N’Golo Kante. Kante is a bit of a waste of funds as your classic holding midfielder. Bakayoko’s score has been ticking along at the same rate – and so is probably not worth the investment either.

Twat of the week – Jonjo Shelvey – -1 points

It was so nearly another Watford player picking up the twat award for yet another sending off. It would have been their fifth of the season and maybe a stat worth noting when considering changes to the team. However, Tom Cleverley was spared the ignominy by virtue of costing £0.1 million less than Shelvey. Also probably a more justified red given the challenges involved.

Goal of the week – James McCarthur.

This was tough. It was a week low on belters, but Zaha’s trickery and the last-minute-ness of the goal wins the award. 1m04s.

 

 

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Gameweek 10 results

November 1, 2016

up Uriah Rennie 2nd XI
Neil Greenwood
94 585
up nO fucHs given
Paul Callaghan
79 568
down Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
54 566
down QUEEN OF THE NORTH
DORINE REACHER
68 563
down Aquamar 15
Noel Driver
62 555
up Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
82 551
up The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
95 550
down When Harry met Alli
Trevor Gordon
75 545
same To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
71 539
10  same 4 Fuchs Ake
Jason Earwicker
72 535
11  up Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
78 534
12  up 30:19
Darren Lavelle
85 533
13  down Yeboah’s Right Foot
Paul Murray
71 531
14  down RICO UNITED
JASON REACHER
66 523
15  same Hedgehog Corpse FC
Nick Smith
73 518
16  up INIT FC
Mustafa khan
84 516
17  up Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
84 510
18  same Go Buffoons Go
Jitesh Lakhani
66 505
19  up Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
89 502
20  down Joey Bosa
Paul Bentz
29 500
21  down Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
55 497
22  up Cooksters
Peter Cook
81 495
23  down greenyteamy
adam greenwood
50 494
24  down Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
71 494
25  up Jeff Lamp’s Porsche
David Spinks
82 487
26  down Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
61 484
27  up FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
76 483
28  down Crazy Legs XI
David Caldicott
70 483
29  same Ciderheads
Darren Pope
76 481
30  down Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
62 480
31  up RG XV
Ryan Garoghan
72 470
32  same FTM
Stu Smith
72 470
33  up romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
77 466
34  down Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
62 464
35  up Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
79 460
36  up Hucking Fell
P Hawkins
74 456
37  up Racing Club Skegness
Andrew Swift
81 451
38  down Jarvis FC
Matt Jarvis
58 450
39  up Bakerlona
Stuart Baker
83 447
40  down Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
36 433
41  up Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
86 433
42  up Have a little dink
Ian Williams
73 425
43  same Bish Bosh Goal
Simon Purnell
59 424
44  down jetty city
scott mcgow
48 419
45  down Big White Chiefs
david frankland
43 413
46  up I am not Zlatan
Colin Goulding
62 407
47  up Pepe Le Blue
DEAN CRIPPS
59 403
48  down Bermie Utd
Glen Davies
32 398
49  same DJ’s Trail Blazers
Danian Jones
54 391
50  same bazza 28 united
laura barrett
52 386
51  up Dj daz
darren frankland
56 368
52  down Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
33 353
53  same Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
49 352

 

A disastrous week for Neil Madrid. They fell completely out of contention for the October manager of the month award and relinquished their lead at the top, scoring a comparatively low 54 points compared to the majority of their pace-setting rivals who finished the weekend posting scores in the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s.

Most notably, Uriah’s, who jumped from 5th to 1st with 94 points – a score that wins them the October manager of the month award.

up Uriah Rennie 2nd XI
Neil Greenwood
94 193
down Yeboah’s Right Foot
Paul Murray
71 191
up Cooksters
Peter Cook
81 186
up Racing Club Skegness
Andrew Swift
81 185
up Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
89 181

 

And The Craggy Islanders, who are the top scoring team of the week with 95 points – which is also the highest weekly score of the season so far.

Roughly one in forty of all the managers in the game dispensed of Sergio Aguero in the last fortnight. That suggests at least one of us did too. Most leading Buckets managers held on to him it seems, although not many were prepared to offer him the captain’s armband. Uriah’s did, and it was this decision that boosted their score more than any other. Add to that an almost complete set of clean sheets, two assists and two goals out of the midfield and another double figure score courtesy of Romelu Lukaku. Lukaku was the key to the Islanders’ success, collecting 24 points as captain, backed up by Aguero’s 16 point haul. Tom Heaton, who is established as the number one keeper in the game, Alexis Sanchez and the in-form number 10, Joe Allen, added double figure amounts.

 

Player of the week – Ilkay Gundogan – 18 points. One to watch – a regular starter now?

Bargain of the week – James McArthur – 15 points. Palace’s best performer by a mile.

Donkey of the week – Craig Dawson – -1 points. The pricier of those defenders on the receiving end of a four goal defeat.

Goal of the week – Sergio Aguero (his second goal). He’s finished.

 

Gameweek 24 results

January 31, 2013

1 A Pint of Fuller’s P Hawkins 42 1,344
2 Pescara Rangers Stewart Pope 60 1,332
3 Hedgehog Corpse FC Nick Smith 51 1,332
4 Uriah Rennie 2nd XI Neil Greenwood 47 1,307
5 Shoelace Untied Caroline Strong 36 1,283
6 Les Canaris David Spinks 43 1,277
7 Pimp My Side Jordan Raper 35 1,274
8 (Your Ad Here) Matthew Hopkins 35 1,272
9 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 48 1,271
10 Panza Grande XI Stuart Baker 41 1,236
11 A Few Good Men Darren Pope 37 1,229
12 None Of The Above Jonny Mabbutt 24 1,222
13 goodbutnosigurdsson Rob Hewer 67 1,217
14 Doing the 91 Colin Goulding 34 1,211
15 Rip Roaring Reds Sean Whyton 36 1,196
16 Borussia HairBack Alex Ritchie 29 1,153
17 Fancy a brouhaha? Ian Williams 31 1,147
18 Bermie Utd Glen Davies 40 1,141
19 Release The Hounds 5 Paul Mitchell 43 1,140
20 Upper Bullens Scouse Mouse 55 1,125
21 Body Issues FC Arron Fellows 39 1,121
22 Pretty Schitty City Alex Michaluk 35 1,120
23 Moxie XI Luke O’Shea 46 1,112
24 Crazy Legs XI David Caldicott 36 1,075
25 Real Jorvik Simon Brown 41 1,059
26 Lothersdale FC Simon Rider 56 1,053
27 Inter Ealing Paul Bentz 56 1,047

With three minutes to go in the 8 o’ clock kick offs last night, Neil Madrid was the manager of the month. Then Adam “one touch, bang, goal” Le Fondre pierced the complacent Chelsea defence – twice. And with this, Neil Madrid were 10 points poorer – and Goodbutnosigurdsson were 11 points richer. Finishing with 67 points for the week, and 299 points for the month, Goodbutnosigurdsson win the manager of the week, and the January manager of the month awards. Bastard.

1 goodbutnosigurdsson Rob Hewer 67 299
2 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 48 287
3 Uriah Rennie 2nd XI Neil Greenwood 47 280
4 Hedgehog Corpse FC Nick Smith 51 268
5 A Pint of Fuller’s P Hawkins 42 265
6 Pescara Rangers Stewart Pope 60 263

Neil Madrid finishes 2nd for the 3rd time in 4 months. Goodbutnosigurdsson goes from strength to strength. Maybe a top 4 finish is not out of their grasp after all. This is their 2nd consecutive manager of the week award. And they’re the first team to win 3 weekly awards.

  • Player of the week – Leighton Baines – 17 points. England’s best full back.
  • Bargain of the week – James McArthur – 13 points. A good week for the X-Factor winner.
  • Donkey of the week – Joey O’Brien – -1 points. Own goal and now regular West Ham defensive capitulation.

Goal of the gameweek

Tough. Lots of contenders. Cabaye. Walcott. Baines. Le Fondre. And Gareth Bale…

 

 

 

 

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