Gameweek 27 results

1  up Hornets
Andrew Wade
83 1609
2  down Brexiter City
Colin Goulding
69 1598
3  up Gotta Light?
Andrew Swift
94 1589
4  down The winnings R mine
david bruce
70 1584
5  down The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
74 1579
6  down The Vinegar Pissers
P Hawkins
68 1565
7  up Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
84 1564
8  down Despicable Mee
Trevor Gordon
59 1556
9  up Fun Lovren Criminals
Paul Callaghan
86 1547
10  down greenyteamy
adam greenwood
61 1535
11  down Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
66 1528
12  same Game of Throw-Ins
Ryan Garoghan
81 1527
13  same INIT FC
Mustafa khan
81 1524
14  up It’sOnlyAGameFarke!
David Spinks
80 1506
15  same Queen of the north
DORINE REACHER
71 1500
16  up Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
92 1499
17  up Kompany & Co
DEAN CRIPPS
83 1498
18  down FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
58 1493
19  down Rico united
JASON REACHER
70 1486
20  down We are Ayling
Paul Murray
67 1484
21  up Emergency Gap Jumper
Ian Williams
84 1483
22  same Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
77 1478
23  up Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
83 1477
24  up Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
83 1471
24  down Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
69 1471
26  up Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
94 1462
27  up musttryharder FC
Paul Telford
94 1459
28  up Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
100 1458
29  down Flying squad
Matt Jarvis
56 1452
30  up Aquamar 1564
Noel Driver
96 1450
31  up Klopp of the Pochs
Jason Earwicker
86 1444
32  up Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
111 1441
33  down Crazylegs XI
David Caldicott
55 1439
34  up blakes11
Steven Darling
90 1434
35  down Pure Buffoonery!
Jitesh Lakhani
54 1430
36  down King Dunlap
Paul Bentz
62 1428
37  down Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
60 1422
38  up To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
104 1400
39  up cookster fc
Peter Cook
66 1360
40  down mrs mcgoo
laura barrett
69 1360
41  same FTM
Stu Smith
63 1353
42  same Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
59 1345
43  same Bakerlona FC
Stuart Baker
63 1343
44  up romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
87 1340
45  down iamgroot
scott mcgow
80 1335
46  same Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
64 1311
47  same disco dancer
darren frankland
77 1306
48  up Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
63 1256
49  down Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
43 1253
50  same Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
70 1120

 

Buckets Cup 1st round

Most of the biggest scoring teams taking part in this round of the cup found their way through to the next round. This week saw the second highest average gameweek score across the whole game, so 80’s, 90’s and some 100+ totals were always going to be needed to help teams progress. Spare a thought for Iamgroot, who scored 80, but were still knocked out.  They would have been the lowest placed team left in the competition. Title challengers, Brexiter City were able to progress with 69 points. The next round has drawn Brexiter together with league leaders Hornets in an intriguing (cliche) top of the table clash.

Manager of the week – Upper Bullens – Andy Taylor – 111 points

We had three 100+ scores this week including the second highest gameweek score of the season. Bullens’ 111 points is also their second manager of the week award. They’ve been hard to come by this season with Greenyteamy the only other team to achieve a double weekly nod. It makes you wonder how they’re still languishing in 32nd place.

Of course this and the other century scores were achieved with the help of Manchester City’s five goal haul aganst Leicester which saw Sergio Aguero notch a long overdue four goal blitz. The potential is always there – he normally gets one in a season. Bullens captained him and picked up another 20 points from Kevin De Bruyne and Raheem Sterling to add to Aguero’s 42. There was an inevitable double figure contribution from Mohamed Salah and a slightly less expected one from Oumar Niasse, who seems to have worked his way to the front of the pecking order in Everton’s attack again. Kebab Eaters and To Elland Back also hit centuries, both captaining Aguero, and with help from the likes of Roberto Firmino, Ben Davies and penalty demon, Luca Milovejovic.

Hornets are back on top after a week away. For one night only, after Saturday’s games, Gotta Light had found their way to the number one spot, climbing up from 7th. Again proving how congested it is. It’s still anyone’s title.

Player of the week – Sergio Aguero – 21 points

Aaron Ramsey equalled the highest weekly player score last week – a record held by Sergio Aguero since September. That record stood at 20 points. Ramsey’s time at the (joint) top lasted a week. Sergio wanted the accolade all to himself. Four goals and all the bonus marks gets you 21 points.

Bargain of the week – Steve Mounie – 15 points

I predicted in gameweek 15 that Steve Mounie would score big again in GW31. Not a bad shout – I was only four gameweeks out. His third double figure total of the season and just his fifth goal came 11 weeks since his last. It would have been four points more had he not cruelly been robbed by a dubious decision to award an own goal to Steve Cook.

Twat of the week – Harry Maguire – -1 points

It had to be one of those on the receiving end of the Manchester City hammering. Maguire gets it as the most popular and most expensive route into the Leicester back four. The booking didn’t help either. It’s harsh on Harry as we all know the real twat of the week was Chris Smalling, who took a dive in his own half which resulted in Newcastle’s winning goal and snuffed out Manchester United’s faint title challenge. Well done Chris.

Goal of the week – Sergio Aguero (4th goal).  

You never know – he might get a player of the season nomination this season (he’s never had one!). 2m30s.

 

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Gameweek 19 results

00–[

1  same Hornets
Andrew Wade
72 1129
2  up Gotta Light?
Andrew Swift
100 1117
3  down greenyteamy
adam greenwood
49 1090
4  down Despicable Mee
Trevor Gordon
68 1083
5  up Fun Lovren Criminals
Paul Callaghan
87 1069
6  same The Vinegar Pissers
P Hawkins
81 1067
7  same The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
78 1063
8  down Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
69 1062
9  up Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
84 1059
10  same Brexiter City
Colin Goulding
73 1048
11  down Crazylegs XI
David Caldicott
60 1041
12  up INIT FC
Mustafa khan
84 1037
13  up King Dunlap
Paul Bentz
80 1029
14  up Queen of the north
DORINE REACHER
83 1027
15  down Kompany & Co
DEAN CRIPPS
66 1023
16  down Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
56 1021
17  up We are Ayling
Paul Murray
83 1018
18  up Rico united
JASON REACHER
88 1018
19  same Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
71 1013
20  down Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
71 1013
21  up The winnings R mine
david bruce
85 1012
22  same Game of Throw-Ins
Ryan Garoghan
80 1011
23  down It’sOnlyAGameFarke!
David Spinks
65 1004
24  down Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
60 999
25  up FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
83 992
26  down Aquamar 1564
Noel Driver
70 991
27  up musttryharder FC
Paul Telford
74 977
28  down Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
72 975
29  up Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
97 971
30  up Flying squad
Matt Jarvis
82 970
31  up Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
82 969
32  down Klopp of the Pochs
Jason Earwicker
55 960
33  up Pure Buffoonery!
Jitesh Lakhani
76 957
34  down Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
64 956
35  up Emergency Gap Jumper
Ian Williams
98 955
36  down cookster fc
Peter Cook
56 954
37  down Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
54 947
38  up To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
88 945
39  down Bakerlona FC
Stuart Baker
64 937
40  up Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
84 934
41  same FTM
Stu Smith
77 934
42  up romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
73 928
43  down Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
51 918
44  down Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
42 903
45  down blakes11
Steven Darling
52 903
46  same Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
66 883
47  same mrs mcgoo
laura barrett
88 882
48  same iamgroot
scott mcgow
82 867
49  same disco dancer
darren frankland
67 835
50  same Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
37 736

 

Manager of the week – Andrew Swift – Gotta Light – 100 points

Hitting 100 points in a single gameweek in the middle of the rotation heavy Christmas period, without the use of a chip or a wildcard – and with two Stoke players in your team is some achievment. So kudos to Gotta Light whose century score was helped in no small part by Harry Kane, who had the audacity to score a hat trick against one of the tightest defences in the game. Their seven goals, with a penalty save thrown in for good measure, saw them leapfrog Greenyteamy and Despicable Mee into second place and within 12 points of Hornets who have the Christmas number 1 slot.

Player of the week – Harry Kane – 17 points

What a troll. Not only defying the 120,000 or so players who had decided enough was enough probably for the third or fourth time and got rid, but also banging in the hat trick against everyone’s favourite defence to become the first double player of the week. Complete bastard.

Bargain of  the week – Christian Atsu – 15 points

Newcastle have only mustered one other double figure score between the team since the early weeks of the season – after a sequence of results that had seen them creep into fourth in the table. There’s been a lot of pack shuffling by Rafael Benitez, although Atsu has been as ever present as anyone, around a brief injury lay off. He and Matt Ritchie are their highest scorers suggesting their wide attackers are the ones to take notice of if you ever fancied investing in them.

Twat of the week – Daniel Amartey – -2 points

17 minutes. 2 yellow cards.

Goal of the week – Jordan Ayew. From 52s.