Gameweek 19 results

December 24, 2017

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1  same Hornets
Andrew Wade
72 1129
2  up Gotta Light?
Andrew Swift
100 1117
3  down greenyteamy
adam greenwood
49 1090
4  down Despicable Mee
Trevor Gordon
68 1083
5  up Fun Lovren Criminals
Paul Callaghan
87 1069
6  same The Vinegar Pissers
P Hawkins
81 1067
7  same The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
78 1063
8  down Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
69 1062
9  up Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
84 1059
10  same Brexiter City
Colin Goulding
73 1048
11  down Crazylegs XI
David Caldicott
60 1041
12  up INIT FC
Mustafa khan
84 1037
13  up King Dunlap
Paul Bentz
80 1029
14  up Queen of the north
DORINE REACHER
83 1027
15  down Kompany & Co
DEAN CRIPPS
66 1023
16  down Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
56 1021
17  up We are Ayling
Paul Murray
83 1018
18  up Rico united
JASON REACHER
88 1018
19  same Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
71 1013
20  down Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
71 1013
21  up The winnings R mine
david bruce
85 1012
22  same Game of Throw-Ins
Ryan Garoghan
80 1011
23  down It’sOnlyAGameFarke!
David Spinks
65 1004
24  down Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
60 999
25  up FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
83 992
26  down Aquamar 1564
Noel Driver
70 991
27  up musttryharder FC
Paul Telford
74 977
28  down Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
72 975
29  up Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
97 971
30  up Flying squad
Matt Jarvis
82 970
31  up Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
82 969
32  down Klopp of the Pochs
Jason Earwicker
55 960
33  up Pure Buffoonery!
Jitesh Lakhani
76 957
34  down Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
64 956
35  up Emergency Gap Jumper
Ian Williams
98 955
36  down cookster fc
Peter Cook
56 954
37  down Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
54 947
38  up To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
88 945
39  down Bakerlona FC
Stuart Baker
64 937
40  up Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
84 934
41  same FTM
Stu Smith
77 934
42  up romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
73 928
43  down Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
51 918
44  down Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
42 903
45  down blakes11
Steven Darling
52 903
46  same Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
66 883
47  same mrs mcgoo
laura barrett
88 882
48  same iamgroot
scott mcgow
82 867
49  same disco dancer
darren frankland
67 835
50  same Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
37 736

 

Manager of the week – Andrew Swift – Gotta Light – 100 points

Hitting 100 points in a single gameweek in the middle of the rotation heavy Christmas period, without the use of a chip or a wildcard – and with two Stoke players in your team is some achievment. So kudos to Gotta Light whose century score was helped in no small part by Harry Kane, who had the audacity to score a hat trick against one of the tightest defences in the game. Their seven goals, with a penalty save thrown in for good measure, saw them leapfrog Greenyteamy and Despicable Mee into second place and within 12 points of Hornets who have the Christmas number 1 slot.

Player of the week – Harry Kane – 17 points

What a troll. Not only defying the 120,000 or so players who had decided enough was enough probably for the third or fourth time and got rid, but also banging in the hat trick against everyone’s favourite defence to become the first double player of the week. Complete bastard.

Bargain of  the week – Christian Atsu – 15 points

Newcastle have only mustered one other double figure score between the team since the early weeks of the season – after a sequence of results that had seen them creep into fourth in the table. There’s been a lot of pack shuffling by Rafael Benitez, although Atsu has been as ever present as anyone, around a brief injury lay off. He and Matt Ritchie are their highest scorers suggesting their wide attackers are the ones to take notice of if you ever fancied investing in them.

Twat of the week – Daniel Amartey – -2 points

17 minutes. 2 yellow cards.

Goal of the week – Jordan Ayew. From 52s.

 

 

 

 

 

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Gameweek 17 results

December 20, 2016

same The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
53 971
same Yeboah’s Right Foot
Paul Murray
64 965
up Aquamar 15
Noel Driver
56 930
down Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
42 923
up Uriah Rennie 2nd XI
Neil Greenwood
68 905
down Hedgehog Corpse FC
Nick Smith
36 905
down Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
39 897
up When Harry met Alli
Trevor Gordon
46 896
up Cooksters
Peter Cook
59 893
10  down 4 Fuchs Ake
Jason Earwicker
36 893
11  up greenyteamy
adam greenwood
67 891
12  up INIT FC
Mustafa khan
50 886
13  down QUEEN OF THE NORTH
DORINE REACHER
30 882
14  down Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
43 881
15  down 30:19
Darren Lavelle
41 880
16  up Go Buffoons Go
Jitesh Lakhani
55 876
17  up Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
58 866
18  same Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
45 861
19  down To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
36 858
20  up FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
44 851
21  down Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
41 850
22  up Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
43 846
23  down RICO UNITED
JASON REACHER
37 845
24  up Hucking Fell
P Hawkins
63 841
25  up Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
43 830
26  down Joey Bosa
Paul Bentz
31 829
27  down nO fucHs given
Paul Callaghan
46 827
28  same Jeff Lamp’s Porsche
David Spinks
38 824
29  down Jarvis FC
Matt Jarvis
33 821
30  same Crazy Legs XI
David Caldicott
50 820
31  same Ciderheads
Darren Pope
47 819
32  same romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
52 807
33  up Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
49 800
34  down FTM
Stu Smith
37 795
35  same RG XV
Ryan Garoghan
40 792
36  down Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
38 790
37  same Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
43 782
38  same I am not Zlatan
Colin Goulding
57 782
39  up Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
62 774
40  down Pepe Le Blue
DEAN CRIPPS
41 767
41  up Big White Chiefs
david frankland
57 760
42  down Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
41 759
43  down jetty city
scott mcgow
33 749
44  down Have a little dink
Ian Williams
33 749
45  same Bakerlona
Stuart Baker
50 740
46  up bazza 28 united
laura barrett
45 719
47  down Bermie Utd
Glen Davies
30 707
48  up DJ’s Trail Blazers
Danian Jones
63 707
49  down Racing Club Skegness
Andrew Swift
26 700
50  up Dj daz
darren frankland
73 690
51  down Bish Bosh Goal
Simon Purnell
38 675
52  down Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
39 671
53  down Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
35 661

 

Congratulations to DJ Daz who finally poked their head over the precipice of our accidental relegation zone and made it on to page 1. They collected 73 points, the highest total of the weekend. It was an impressive score too, with most of the rest of the league finishing with scores in and around the 40’s and 50’s. Their defence picked up 30 points, as did their trio of Chelsea players. Good old Diego Costa came through as captain, despite finally picking up that fifth booking. He got his usual goal and a solitary bonus mark to boost his captain total to 12. And he gets Christmas off. He probably deserves it.

Second highest score came from Uriah’s. They were probably the team to suffer most at the hands of Sergio Aguero’s sending off a few weeks ago, dropping from 1st to 12th as a result. They’ve clawed their way back up to 5th off the back of a 68 point score this week. They’re still 60 odd points off the lead. There’s a spread developing at the top of the table and our top two, The Craggy Islanders and Yeboah’s Right Foot, are gradually opening up a lead on the rest of us.

 

Player of the weekend – Patrick Van Aanholt – 15 points. Good goal too.

Bargain of the weekend – Daniel Amartey – 10 points. Rescuing Leicester….

Donkey of the week – Jamie Vardy – -2 points – …from this loon.

Goal of the week – Jay Rodriguez. Another likely GOTS contender.

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