Gameweek 27 results

1  up Hornets
Andrew Wade
83 1609
2  down Brexiter City
Colin Goulding
69 1598
3  up Gotta Light?
Andrew Swift
94 1589
4  down The winnings R mine
david bruce
70 1584
5  down The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
74 1579
6  down The Vinegar Pissers
P Hawkins
68 1565
7  up Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
84 1564
8  down Despicable Mee
Trevor Gordon
59 1556
9  up Fun Lovren Criminals
Paul Callaghan
86 1547
10  down greenyteamy
adam greenwood
61 1535
11  down Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
66 1528
12  same Game of Throw-Ins
Ryan Garoghan
81 1527
13  same INIT FC
Mustafa khan
81 1524
14  up It’sOnlyAGameFarke!
David Spinks
80 1506
15  same Queen of the north
71 1500
16  up Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
92 1499
17  up Kompany & Co
83 1498
18  down FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
58 1493
19  down Rico united
70 1486
20  down We are Ayling
Paul Murray
67 1484
21  up Emergency Gap Jumper
Ian Williams
84 1483
22  same Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
77 1478
23  up Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
83 1477
24  up Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
83 1471
24  down Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
69 1471
26  up Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
94 1462
27  up musttryharder FC
Paul Telford
94 1459
28  up Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
100 1458
29  down Flying squad
Matt Jarvis
56 1452
30  up Aquamar 1564
Noel Driver
96 1450
31  up Klopp of the Pochs
Jason Earwicker
86 1444
32  up Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
111 1441
33  down Crazylegs XI
David Caldicott
55 1439
34  up blakes11
Steven Darling
90 1434
35  down Pure Buffoonery!
Jitesh Lakhani
54 1430
36  down King Dunlap
Paul Bentz
62 1428
37  down Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
60 1422
38  up To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
104 1400
39  up cookster fc
Peter Cook
66 1360
40  down mrs mcgoo
laura barrett
69 1360
41  same FTM
Stu Smith
63 1353
42  same Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
59 1345
43  same Bakerlona FC
Stuart Baker
63 1343
44  up romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
87 1340
45  down iamgroot
scott mcgow
80 1335
46  same Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
64 1311
47  same disco dancer
darren frankland
77 1306
48  up Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
63 1256
49  down Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
43 1253
50  same Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
70 1120


Buckets Cup 1st round

Most of the biggest scoring teams taking part in this round of the cup found their way through to the next round. This week saw the second highest average gameweek score across the whole game, so 80’s, 90’s and some 100+ totals were always going to be needed to help teams progress. Spare a thought for Iamgroot, who scored 80, but were still knocked out.  They would have been the lowest placed team left in the competition. Title challengers, Brexiter City were able to progress with 69 points. The next round has drawn Brexiter together with league leaders Hornets in an intriguing (cliche) top of the table clash.

Manager of the week – Upper Bullens – Andy Taylor – 111 points

We had three 100+ scores this week including the second highest gameweek score of the season. Bullens’ 111 points is also their second manager of the week award. They’ve been hard to come by this season with Greenyteamy the only other team to achieve a double weekly nod. It makes you wonder how they’re still languishing in 32nd place.

Of course this and the other century scores were achieved with the help of Manchester City’s five goal haul aganst Leicester which saw Sergio Aguero notch a long overdue four goal blitz. The potential is always there – he normally gets one in a season. Bullens captained him and picked up another 20 points from Kevin De Bruyne and Raheem Sterling to add to Aguero’s 42. There was an inevitable double figure contribution from Mohamed Salah and a slightly less expected one from Oumar Niasse, who seems to have worked his way to the front of the pecking order in Everton’s attack again. Kebab Eaters and To Elland Back also hit centuries, both captaining Aguero, and with help from the likes of Roberto Firmino, Ben Davies and penalty demon, Luca Milovejovic.

Hornets are back on top after a week away. For one night only, after Saturday’s games, Gotta Light had found their way to the number one spot, climbing up from 7th. Again proving how congested it is. It’s still anyone’s title.

Player of the week – Sergio Aguero – 21 points

Aaron Ramsey equalled the highest weekly player score last week – a record held by Sergio Aguero since September. That record stood at 20 points. Ramsey’s time at the (joint) top lasted a week. Sergio wanted the accolade all to himself. Four goals and all the bonus marks gets you 21 points.

Bargain of the week – Steve Mounie – 15 points

I predicted in gameweek 15 that Steve Mounie would score big again in GW31. Not a bad shout – I was only four gameweeks out. His third double figure total of the season and just his fifth goal came 11 weeks since his last. It would have been four points more had he not cruelly been robbed by a dubious decision to award an own goal to Steve Cook.

Twat of the week – Harry Maguire – -1 points

It had to be one of those on the receiving end of the Manchester City hammering. Maguire gets it as the most popular and most expensive route into the Leicester back four. The booking didn’t help either. It’s harsh on Harry as we all know the real twat of the week was Chris Smalling, who took a dive in his own half which resulted in Newcastle’s winning goal and snuffed out Manchester United’s faint title challenge. Well done Chris.

Goal of the week – Sergio Aguero (4th goal).  

You never know – he might get a player of the season nomination this season (he’s never had one!). 2m30s.


Gameweek 26 results

1  up Brexiter City
Colin Goulding
67 1529
2  down Hornets
Andrew Wade
61 1526
3  down The winnings R mine
david bruce
50 1514
4  up The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
66 1505
5  up The Vinegar Pissers
P Hawkins
45 1497
6  down Despicable Mee
Trevor Gordon
42 1497
7  down Gotta Light?
Andrew Swift
35 1495
8  same Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
50 1480
9  up greenyteamy
adam greenwood
49 1474
10  up Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
37 1462
11  down Fun Lovren Criminals
Paul Callaghan
31 1461
12  up Game of Throw-Ins
Ryan Garoghan
57 1446
13  up INIT FC
Mustafa khan
55 1443
14  down FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
43 1435
15  down Queen of the north
36 1429
16  same It’sOnlyAGameFarke!
David Spinks
39 1426
17  same Rico united
41 1424
18  up We are Ayling
Paul Murray
55 1417
19  down Kompany & Co
39 1415
20  down Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
47 1407
21  up Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
59 1402
22  down Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
49 1401
23  up Emergency Gap Jumper
Ian Williams
65 1399
24  down Flying squad
Matt Jarvis
48 1396
25  down Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
53 1394
26  down Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
53 1392
27  same Crazylegs XI
David Caldicott
49 1384
28  up Pure Buffoonery!
Jitesh Lakhani
43 1376
29  up Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
37 1368
30  up King Dunlap
Paul Bentz
39 1366
31  down musttryharder FC
Paul Telford
29 1365
32  down Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
31 1362
33  up Klopp of the Pochs
Jason Earwicker
49 1358
34  down Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
44 1358
35  down Aquamar 1564
Noel Driver
43 1354
36  up blakes11
Steven Darling
62 1348
37  down Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
36 1330
38  up mrs mcgoo
laura barrett
45 1299
39  down To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
36 1296
40  same cookster fc
Peter Cook
48 1294
41  up FTM
Stu Smith
49 1290
42  down Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
40 1286
43  same Bakerlona FC
Stuart Baker
42 1280
44  up iamgroot
scott mcgow
54 1267
45  down romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
38 1261
46  same Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
43 1247
47  same disco dancer
darren frankland
53 1233
48  same Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
36 1214
49  same Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
42 1193
50  same Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
44 1050


Buckets Cup preliminary round

The preliminary round of the Buckets Cup was played this week. You can check the full list of results and the draw for the first round proper on the Buckets Cup page. Biscuitmen, adrift by over 100 points at the bottom of the league, scored a win over Kompany & Co. They played their wildcard this week to aid the victory and are maybe looking at sneaking through the cup to rescue their dismal league season. The Vinegar Pissers became the highest placed team to exit the competition, losing to new league leaders and highest scoring team of the week, Brexiter City.

Manager of the week – Colin Goulding – Brexiter City – 67 points

Speaking of which…Brexiter have made a bee-line for the top having spent most of the season loitering around the lower reaches of the top ten. Their week winning score pushes Hornets back down to second by three points. Both captained Salah for 30 points, but the player that arguably made the difference for Brexiter was Luca Milovejovic. The Palace midfielder is a regular pick now and on penalties. This was his sixth goal of the season – his fourth from the spot. It was also his second full bonus point haul in five weeks.

Player of the week – Aaron Ramsey – 20 points

A good week for Arsenal in which not only did Aaron Ramsey place himself back on our radar, but Henrik Mkhitaryan assisted three of the five they put past Arsenal and Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang scored on his debut. Maybe that old Dortmund partnership is worth keeping an eye on. Both Ramsey and Mkhitaryan’s in and out seasons have seen their values drop to £6.9 and £7.7 million respectively. Depending on the make up of your team they could be nicely priced to slot in alongside those luxury midfielders from City and Liverpool. Ramsey’s total is only the second 20 point haul this season, equalling Sergio Aguero’s score from gameweek five.

Bargain of the week – Federico Fernandez – 10 points

The Swans revival continues apace. This is the third consecutive week in which Swansea have a leading player. It’s the second time in three weeks that player has been Federico Fernandez. They’ve just put eight past Notts County in a cup replay too, so this run could continue for a few more weeks yet. Their fixtures up to GW32 are all against teams in and around them at the bottom, and in their current form all look very winnable.

Twat of the week – Michael Keane – -1 points

A bad week for Everton. It looked like Allardyce had sorted their defence out, but it’s crumbled again in recent weeks. Keane was the fall guy getting hooked at half time having already conceded four. It has been six weeks since their last clean sheet.

Goal of the week – Jose Izquierdo. Lots of contenders this week – Wanyama, Salah, Lemina, Danilo. Start 1m40s in

Gameweek 38 results

up The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
85 2315
down When Harry met Alli
Trevor Gordon
80 2312
same Aquamar 15
Noel Driver
77 2274
up Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
110 2255
down Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
87 2238
up FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
91 2221
up Hedgehog Corpse FC
Nick Smith
91 2215
70 2208
same Uriah Rennie 2nd XI
Neil Greenwood
97 2175
10  same To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
84 2161
11  same Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
97 2157
12  same Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
75 2134
13  same INIT FC
Mustafa khan
76 2123
14  same Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
80 2114
15  up nO fucHs given
Paul Callaghan
90 2107
16  down Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
80 2100
17  up Hucking Fell
P Hawkins
94 2093
18  down Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
77 2090
19  down Go Buffoons Go
Jitesh Lakhani
66 2076
76 2066
21  down Jeff Lamp’s Porsche
David Spinks
61 2063
22  up Yeboah’s Right Foot
Paul Murray
78 2051
23  down Cooksters
Peter Cook
66 2044
24  down Joey Bosa
Paul Bentz
51 2027
25  up 4 Fuchs Ake
Jason Earwicker
62 2024
26  up Jarvis FC
Matt Jarvis
100 2021
27  same Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
76 2017
28  down greenyteamy
adam greenwood
49 2016
29  down Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
80 2008
30  up jetty city
scott mcgow
73 1979
31  down Have a little dink
Ian Williams
73 1977
32  same romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
74 1968
33  same RG XV
Ryan Garoghan
77 1960
34  same Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
89 1958
35  up FTM
Stu Smith
92 1930
36  down 30:19
Darren Lavelle
66 1907
37  up Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
68 1871
38  up I am not Zlatan
Colin Goulding
67 1869
39  up Ciderheads
Darren Pope
68 1868
40  down Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
44 1866
41  same Dj daz
darren frankland
74 1857
42  same Crazy Legs XI
David Caldicott
65 1843
43  same Bakerlona
Stuart Baker
68 1822
44  up Pepe Le Blue
79 1821
45  down Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
57 1810
46  same Big White Chiefs
david frankland
43 1742
47  same Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
40 1714
48  same Bermie Utd
Glen Davies
56 1705
49  up Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
71 1656
50  down Bish Bosh Goal
Simon Purnell
54 1655
51  down bazza 28 united
laura barrett
49 1645
52  same DJ’s Trail Blazers
Danian Jones
55 1638
53  same Racing Club Skegness
Andrew Swift
59 1635

A typically crazy last week in which the Buckets league clocked up another couple of century scores. I’m pretty sure this season has seen more 100+ totals by our managers than any other. I suppose it helps there being 53 of us.

And all you had to do was concentrate on the top five. They scored 23 goals between them. The fixtures had fallen very kindly. As expected, Manchester City walloped Watford, Chelsea thumped Sunderland, Spurs annihilated Hull and Liverpool comfortably despatched of Boro. Even Arsenal, arguably with the trickiest tie, managed to hit three past Everton with ten men.

The four goals Harry Kane hit against Leicester on Thursday convinced many of us to go with him as captain. A simple choice – totally justified. His 17 points made him player of the week for the second week running and for the third time in total. Any combination of this supporting cast of usual suspects – Aguero, Hazard, Coutinho, Sanchez, Alli, De Bruyne, Pedro, Lallana, Jesus, Eriksen (the list goes on) – pretty much guaranteed you your 80+ score.

Kebab Eaters won the week, and fittingly, their 110 points was enough to see them jump into fourth place in the final table and claim the last cash prize. They pipped Edgbaston, who finished 5th for a second consecutive year. They should take some consolation in the fact they clinched the May manager of the month prize. Their record breaking total from last week virtually guaranteed the award, and despite the 87 points they achieved this week not being enough to hang onto fourth, it was more than enough to earn them a place on the role of honour. Here’s the May table…

same Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
87 355
same FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
91 336
up Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
110 331
down When Harry met Alli
Trevor Gordon
80 329
same nO fucHs given
Paul Callaghan
90 329
down The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
85 325
down Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
97 324

Player of the week – Harry Kane – 17 points. Pretty much guarantees his most valuable player status for next season.

Bargain of the week – Geoff Cameron – 12 points. Er!

Donkey of the week – Laurent Koscielny – -2 points. What was he thinking?

Goal of the week – Aaron Ramsey. Probably the first thing he’s done all season.

Gameweek 21 results

1 Golden Boys Stephanie Cripps 27 1,159
2 Your Ad Here Matthew Hopkins 24 1,132
3 FC Caligula Ajay Supeda 26 1,129
4 4 Lime Jellies Ian Williams 31 1,121
5 greensmeansbusiness adam greenwood 43 1,110
6 Walking with Memphis Noel Driver 41 1,101
7 Howayman Mark Bromham 25 1,100
8 Game of Throw ins Darren Lavelle 28 1,093
9 Sergio Five O DEAN CRIPPS 26 1,093
10 Gaalacticos Colin Goulding 36 1,093
11 Shoelace Untied Caroline Strong 39 1,089
12 Pretty Schitty City Alex Michaluk 24 1,086
13 SS3 FC Paul Murray 20 1,085
14 Atlético Chappers Richard Chapman 38 1,080
15 Bicuitmen Chris Morton 38 1,079
16 Rocky Ba Bauer P Hawkins 25 1,079
17 scotty2hotty scott mcgow 29 1,079
18 Edgbaston Micheal Dinneen 22 1,077
19 Hedgehog Corpse FC Nick Smith 32 1,077
20 The Kolarov Mané Trevor Gordon 34 1,073
21 Init fc Mustafa khan 27 1,058
22 Grievous AngelRangel Andrew Swift 31 1,056
23 Rip Roaring Reds Sean Whyton 47 1,053
24 JonniestaRedmondinho David Spinks 37 1,051
25 Romeo’s Honda Van Rob Hewer 28 1,049
26 Below Par Paul Bentz 37 1,043
27 The Craggy Islanders Adrian Roche 32 1,042
28 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 25 1,037
29 Bermie Utd Glen Davies 29 1,035
30 The Mindless Morons John Seacroft 32 1,032
31 Panza Grande XI Stuart Baker 31 1,028
32 Uriah Rennie 2nd XI Neil Greenwood 42 1,015
33 Upper Bullens Andy Taylor 33 1,008
35 Go Buffoons Go!!! Jitesh Lakhani 52 977
36 Ciderheads Darren Pope 36 957
37 The Hardy Boys Alan Hardy 24 956
38 Baker Bum Boys Lewis Baker 35 931
39 Release The Hounds Paul Mitchell 32 930
40 Crazy Legs XI David Caldicott 28 917
41 Bish Bosh Goal Simon Purnell 48 895
42 Sweet Cherry Pie Jason Earwicker 26 892
43 REAL JORVIK Simon Brown 34 811
44 BrussiaHairbach Alex Ritchie 21 761


Easily one of the shittest weeks in FPL history. The majority of us scored under the worldwide average of 35, and just under half of us didn’t even get above 30 points. And yet, there were points to be had. There were 34 goals scored – well over the gameweek average. It was who scored that was the problem.

Of the six players that started the gameweek with over 100 points, only Mahrez and Barkley scored any more than their appearance points – and that was the single point they get for a clean sheet as a midfielder. Of the most popular players – those with over a 20% ownership – only Bacary Sagna and Marko Arnautovic contributed anything extra.

And – there were five players scoring two or more goals this week. Olivier Giroud and Wayne Rooney offered the most likely path to a double figure score – with 14.9% and 8.5% ownership respectively. Jermain Defoe’s hat trick was enjoyed by only 2.5% of managers, with even less benefiting from Enner Valencia and Roberto Firmino’s braces.

Go Buffoons Go!!! were the only team to get above 50 points and did so thanks to Giroud’s 13 points and Arnautovic’s five – doubled to ten as captain. Andre Ayew contributed a double figure score also –  his first since mid November. Making the most ground at the top of the tree were Greensmeansbusiness and Walking With Memphis. Aaron Ramsey and Bacary Sagna were the main contributors to Greens’ score. It could have been so much better had they picked Defoe instead of Chris Smalling. The 17 extra points would have seen them climb another place in the table and into a prize money position. WWM also had Giroud. They got another 12 points from their City contingent – six from Joe Hart for his clean sheet and another six from their skipper, Yaya Toure.

It was a more memorable week for some cracking 20-30 yard screamers. Honourable mentions to Enner Valencia, Dimitri Payet (he’s back), Wayne Rooney, Jonny Howson and Joselu.


Player of the week – Jermain Defoe – 17 points. Five goals in two games.

Bargain of the week – Joleon Lescott – 15 points. Villa won!!!!!!!!!!

Donkey of the week – Kyle Naughton – -4 points. Wasn’t a sending off and will probably be rescinded. Doesn’t help if you had him in your team though.

Goal of the week – Roberto Firmino. His second just shades it.

Gameweek 36 preview

09 May 12:45 Everton v Sunderland
09 May 15:00 Aston Villa v West Ham
09 May 15:00 Hull v Burnley
09 May 15:00 Leicester v Southampton
09 May 15:00 Newcastle v West Brom
09 May 15:00 Stoke v Spurs
09 May 17:30 Crystal Palace v Man Utd
10 May 13:30 Man City v QPR
10 May 16:00 Chelsea v Liverpool
11 May 20:00 Arsenal v Swansea


If you’ve still got your wildcard, you’ve either forgotten you gave me £20 nine months ago or you play this game way too conservatively. Either way, you should be thinking about using it this week. Arsenal and Sunderland are up for a double-header in gameweek 37, but with a semi-favourable fixture for the Gunners this week, you could try drafting some of their lot in now rather than waiting. Arsenal still have plenty to play for despite Chelsea clinching the title last week. If they were to finish second it’d be for the first time in a decade, and they’ve the best chance of doing so of the chasing pack with their game in hand – so there should be no danger of any experimental rotation. The settled eleven that haven’t lost since the beginning of February should take the field on Monday night against Swansea. Note Aaron Ramsey’s return to form after a stop/start season with three double figure scores in six weeks – although the Welshman is rated as doubtful as I write.

Almost guaranteed a clean sheet this weekend are Hull. Hull face Burnley, who could go down if defeated. Burnley have forgotten how to score goals. Their last was in mid March. In goal for Hull 86 year old Steve Harper looks to have the nod over Allan McGregor at the moment. Harper has played the last four games and kept two clean sheets and was impressive against Arsenal on Monday night. He conceded three, but made eight saves, thus picking up some bonus marks. Hull could offer up some tempting cheap alternatives, particularly in defence. Paul McShane will still only cost you £3.9 million.

Much more obvious, but no less likely is a potential goalfest at the Etihad with QPR on the receiving end. Like Burnley, QPR could be relegated – although that would depend on other results. City’s season hasn’t delivered but there are signs that Sergio Aguero is on a mission to make sure he ends up as the league’s top scorer. He leads that race with 22 goals – five of those have come in the last four games. Only Harry Kane on 20 looks able to catch him, and the Spurs forward is starting to drop out of teams with only one goal in his last five. It would take some major tinkering to wedge Aguero back into your line up, especially if you’re going down the Arsenal route for the next two gameweeks.