Gameweek 11 results

November 7, 2017

1  same Hornets
Andrew Wade
47 670
2  same Gotta Light?
Andrew Swift
54 636
3  same The winnings R mine
david bruce
55 633
4  up Fun Lovren Criminals
Paul Callaghan
52 626
5  up Kompany & Co
DEAN CRIPPS
50 623
6  down Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
45 620
7  down The Vinegar Pissers
P Hawkins
43 619
8  up Despicable Mee
Trevor Gordon
51 612
9  up Crazylegs XI
David Caldicott
54 607
10  same INIT FC
Mustafa khan
45 603
11  down The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
40 602
12  down Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
32 600
13  same It’sOnlyAGameFarke!
David Spinks
56 597
14  up Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
52 589
15  up greenyteamy
adam greenwood
71 588
16  up King Dunlap
Paul Bentz
45 583
17  down Brexiter City
Colin Goulding
42 580
18  down Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
43 579
19  down Flying squad
Matt Jarvis
35 573
20  down musttryharder FC
Paul Telford
32 572
21  up Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
63 566
22  same Rico united
JASON REACHER
45 564
23  down Queen of the north
DORINE REACHER
26 563
24  down Game of Throw-Ins
Ryan Garoghan
43 562
25  up Aquamar 1564
Noel Driver
51 555
26  down FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
43 555
27  down Bakerlona FC
Stuart Baker
31 553
28  down FTM
Stu Smith
38 552
29  up Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
58 551
30  up Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
61 548
31  down Klopp of the Pochs
Jason Earwicker
38 547
32  up Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
60 543
33  down Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
33 542
34  down Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
37 540
35  down To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
42 539
36  down Pure Buffoonery!
Jitesh Lakhani
39 534
37  up Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
50 528
38  down Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
44 525
39  down romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
46 525
40  same Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
40 520
41  up cookster fc
Peter Cook
44 516
42  up mrs mcgoo
laura barrett
70 516
43  up Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
45 506
44  down We are Ayling
Paul Murray
23 500
45  same Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
34 494
46  down disco dancer
darren frankland
34 493
47  same Emergency Gap Jumper
Ian Williams
52 488
48  same blakes11
Steven Darling
50 482
49  same iamgroot
scott mcgow
49 472
50  same Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
39 402

 

Manager of the week – Greenyteamy – 71 points 

Another weekend in which the majority suffered at the hands of Harry Kane’s week on/week off policy. A home game against Palace promised so much but didn’t deliver. Maybe the best course of action is to go with your instinct on who might be the best Man City player to hand the armband to. Last week it was Leroy Sane; this week Kevin De Bruyne had a turn. Greenyteamy got 20 points out of the Belgian. They also had Mohamed Salah, whose 15 points was his fourth double figure score of the season. He also becomes the game’s second highest scoring player behind Sane. He’s the Liverpool player most likely, particularly with Roberto Firmino’s patchy form and Philippe Coutinho’s injury problems. However, Sadio Mane’s return to the side may see a shift in a share of the Red’s points.

Player of the week – Steve Cook – 15 points.

Just what you need out of your fourth or fifth defender. Hold out for 90 minutes, then power in a header from a corner with a few to go. In come the bonus points to add to your goal and clean sheet. What you also need is for him not to be warming your bench.

Bargain of the week – Scott Malone – 12 points

Huddersfield’s fifth clean sheet matches City, Spurs and Chelsea. Its Malone’s first as a recent regular starter. It seems Huddersfield are still a steady defensive bet against the teams they need to beat…

Twat of the week – Christopher Schindler – -2 points 

…apart from this goon who got himself a red card.

Goal of the week – Rajiv Van La Parra.

Triple header of awards for Huddersfield.

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1  same Hornets
Andrew Wade
47 623
2  up Gotta Light?
Andrew Swift
58 582
3  up The winnings R mine
david bruce
65 578
4  down The Vinegar Pissers
P Hawkins
42 576
5  same Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
48 575
6  down Fun Lovren Criminals
Paul Callaghan
43 574
7  down Kompany & Co
DEAN CRIPPS
30 573
8  up Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
73 568
9  down The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
47 566
10  down INIT FC
Mustafa khan
54 562
11  up Despicable Mee
Trevor Gordon
68 561
12  same Crazylegs XI
David Caldicott
51 553
13  down It’sOnlyAGameFarke!
David Spinks
42 545
14  up Brexiter City
Colin Goulding
54 542
15  up musttryharder FC
Paul Telford
65 540
15  down Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
40 540
17  down King Dunlap
Paul Bentz
39 538
18  up Flying squad
Matt Jarvis
58 538
19  up Queen of the north
DORINE REACHER
55 537
20  down Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
55 537
21  down Bakerlona FC
Stuart Baker
35 522
22  up Rico united
JASON REACHER
61 519
23  same Game of Throw-Ins
Ryan Garoghan
42 519
24  up greenyteamy
adam greenwood
70 517
25  up FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
65 516
26  down FTM
Stu Smith
48 514
27  same Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
44 509
28  down Klopp of the Pochs
Jason Earwicker
24 509
29  down Aquamar 1564
Noel Driver
45 504
30  down Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
24 503
31  down Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
36 503
32  down To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
45 501
33  up Pure Buffoonery!
Jitesh Lakhani
51 495
34  up Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
75 493
35  down Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
27 489
36  down romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
48 487
37  up Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
52 487
38  down Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
36 483
39  same Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
47 482
40  up Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
52 480
41  down We are Ayling
Paul Murray
38 477
42  down cookster fc
Peter Cook
42 472
43  down disco dancer
darren frankland
42 463
44  up Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
45 461
45  down Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
41 460
46  same mrs mcgoo
laura barrett
45 446
47  same Emergency Gap Jumper
Ian Williams
45 436
48  same blakes11
Steven Darling
46 432
49  same iamgroot
scott mcgow
45 423
50  same Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
37 363

 

Manager of the month – The Craggy Islanders – 189 points

The Islanders played their free hit this week, possibly spying a good group of fixtures with which to rack up a decent amount of points. And to consolidate their lead at the top of the monthly rankings and guarantee them the monthly award. Or was it just find a solution to the Kane absence? I’m not sure the chip had its full effect with only one of the chosen XI getting into double figures, but the lead was held and the money was won.

1  same The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
47 189
2  up Despicable Mee
Trevor Gordon
68 178
3  up Gotta Light?
Andrew Swift
58 174
4  down Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
48 174
5  down Game of Throw-Ins
Ryan Garoghan
42 172

 

Manager of the week – Pretty Schitty City – 75 points

A strong defence and a timely substitution helped City to the top score. Harry Kane was in the starting XI despite the confirmed reports of his injury. That might be an indicator of the complete lack of trust we have in the Spurs striker at the moment. Steven Davis was lined up as first reserve and took his place to the tune of 10 points.

Player of the week – Saed Kolasinac – 14 points

This has been coming. Arsenal defenders have been quietly racking up points without looking all that convincing. No clean sheet this week but a goal and assist from the player most likely to be this season’s Marcos Alonso…unless of course that turns out to be Marcos Alonso.

Bargain of the week – Fernandinho – 13 points

Those wondering how to squeeze a third Man City player in should look no further. Two assists and two goals is more than your average holding midfielder gets in a season.

Twat of the week – Arthur Masuaku -1 points

Thats what you get for conceding goals against Palace.

Goal of the week – Andre Ayew.

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Gameweek 9 results

October 24, 2017

1  same Hornets
Andrew Wade
78 576
2  up Kompany & Co
DEAN CRIPPS
78 543
3  down The Vinegar Pissers
P Hawkins
56 534
4  down Fun Lovren Criminals
Paul Callaghan
56 531
5  same Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
54 527
6  up Gotta Light?
Andrew Swift
66 524
7  up The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
78 519
8  down The winnings R mine
david bruce
50 513
9  down INIT FC
Mustafa khan
59 512
10  up Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
70 504
11  down It’sOnlyAGameFarke!
David Spinks
52 503
12  down Crazylegs XI
David Caldicott
57 502
13  up King Dunlap
Paul Bentz
59 499
14  down Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
43 495
15  up Despicable Mee
Trevor Gordon
60 493
16  up Brexiter City
Colin Goulding
56 492
17  up Bakerlona FC
Stuart Baker
62 487
18  down Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
45 486
19  up Klopp of the Pochs
Jason Earwicker
55 485
20  up Queen of the north
DORINE REACHER
64 482
21  down Flying squad
Matt Jarvis
55 480
22  down Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
47 479
23  up Game of Throw-Ins
Ryan Garoghan
83 477
24  same musttryharder FC
Paul Telford
55 475
25  down FTM
Stu Smith
47 470
26  same Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
49 467
27  up Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
68 465
28  down Aquamar 1564
Noel Driver
48 463
29  same Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
58 462
30  down Rico united
JASON REACHER
54 458
31  up To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
73 456
32  down FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
53 451
33  up romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
57 447
34  down greenyteamy
adam greenwood
41 447
35  down Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
43 447
36  up Pure Buffoonery!
Jitesh Lakhani
64 444
37  down We are Ayling
Paul Murray
45 439
38  down Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
47 439
39  same Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
55 435
40  up cookster fc
Peter Cook
56 430
41  up disco dancer
darren frankland
71 429
42  down Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
39 428
43  up Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
61 423
44  down Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
51 422
45  up Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
73 416
46  down mrs mcgoo
laura barrett
44 405
47  same Emergency Gap Jumper
Ian Williams
45 391
48  down blakes11
Steven Darling
48 386
49  same iamgroot
scott mcgow
49 382
50  same Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
40 326

 

Manager of the week – Game of Throw-Ins – Ryan Garoghan – 83 points

There’s still no catching Hornets no matter how hard the chasing pack try. Harry Kane was back in town and in as captain in most of the scores topping 60 points this week. Hornets posted the joint second highest score along with their new nearest challengers, Kompany & Co. Game of Throw-ins also picked Kane as captain and were one of the few with Nicolas Otamendi in their back line – the two top scoring players of the weekend.

Player of the week – Harry Kane – 16 points

He’ll have a week off next week. When I make him captain. He appears to be scoring in twos at the moment, and stats suggest he’s having having two more shots at goal per game than any of his rivals for the golden boot. A hat trick will probably come sooner rather than later. Is it worth just keeping him as captain and putting up with the lame weeks knowing he’ll more than make up for it in the next game?

Bargain of the week – Glenn Murray – 13 points

There are quite a few low priced strikers offering good returns at the moment. Could Glenn Murray add himself to that list? It looks like he might have forced himself to the front of the queue of the Brighton strikers and his team look like they’re finding their feet.

Twat of the week – Jose Holebas – -1 points

A two time twat. And both within 5 gameweeks. That, I think, is some kind of record. We’ve never had a three time twat in a season. He’s got plenty of time and unnecessary attitude to achieve that feat.

Goal of the week – Alexis Sanchez. At 5m45s.

 

Gameweek 8 results

October 17, 2017

1  same Hornets
Andrew Wade
37 498
2  up The Vinegar Pissers
P Hawkins
55 478
3  up Fun Lovren Criminals
Paul Callaghan
60 475
3  down The winnings R mine
david bruce
33 475
5  up Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
72 473
6  down Kompany & Co
DEAN CRIPPS
37 465
7  same Gotta Light?
Andrew Swift
50 458
8  down INIT FC
Mustafa khan
33 453
9  down Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
50 452
10  up It’sOnlyAGameFarke!
David Spinks
52 451
11  down Crazylegs XI
David Caldicott
42 445
12  up Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
59 441
13  up The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
64 441
14  down King Dunlap
Paul Bentz
38 440
15  down Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
37 438
16  down Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
40 436
17  up Brexiter City
Colin Goulding
49 436
18  up Flying squad
Matt Jarvis
55 433
19  down Despicable Mee
Trevor Gordon
50 433
20  down Klopp of the Pochs
Jason Earwicker
28 430
21  up Bakerlona FC
Stuart Baker
53 425
22  down FTM
Stu Smith
44 423
23  down Rico united
JASON REACHER
31 420
24  down musttryharder FC
Paul Telford
34 420
25  down Queen of the north
DORINE REACHER
36 418
26  up Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
66 418
27  up Aquamar 1564
Noel Driver
56 415
28  down greenyteamy
adam greenwood
39 406
29  up Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
47 404
30  up Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
48 404
31  down FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
42 402
32  down Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
26 397
33  same We are Ayling
Paul Murray
40 394
34  up Game of Throw-Ins
Ryan Garoghan
47 394
35  down Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
31 392
36  down romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
41 390
37  down Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
36 389
38  up To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
39 383
39  down Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
30 380
40  up Pure Buffoonery!
Jitesh Lakhani
49 380
41  up cookster fc
Peter Cook
41 374
42  down Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
22 371
43  up disco dancer
darren frankland
45 370
44  down Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
26 366
45  down mrs mcgoo
laura barrett
29 365
46  up blakes11
Steven Darling
57 354
47  down Emergency Gap Jumper
Ian Williams
34 346
48  down Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
32 343
49  down iamgroot
scott mcgow
35 341
50  same Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
45 286

 

Manager of the week – Sean Whyton – Rip Roaring Reds – 72 points

A significant move of seven places up the league into the top five for the Reds. There have been may teams threatening to knock the Hornets off the top with bursts into the top 10 in recent weeks but none have succeeded. They maintain their 20-ish point lead as they have done for the last 6 gameweeks. Reds’ success came from spying Christian Eriksen’s slightly left field potential as a captain choice. As Harry Kane had another week off the Spurs midfielder picked up the big points from their paltry 1-0 win over Bournemouth.

Player of the week – Raheem Sterling – 15 points

Had to be a City player didn’t it? Sterling’s not even a guaranteed starter and still has more goals than Everton. It’s reached a stage where you don’t even necessarily have to worry if a City player starts on the bench. He’ll either come on and score or start next week and score.

Bargain of the week – Tammy Abraham – 13 points

A favoured cheap pick that’s starting to find his feet. The problem is whether you pick him week in week out or not. Presumably if he’s your third striker you’ve heavily invested in your midfield and they probably look better bets for consistent scoring.

Twat of the week – Andy Carroll – -2 points

Two elbows in 10 minutes is much worse than seven conceded in 90. Silly boy.

Goal of the week – Fernandinho, Take your pick of any of the City 7.

1  same Hornets
Andrew Wade
69 461
2  same The winnings R mine
david bruce
65 442
3  up Kompany & Co
DEAN CRIPPS
69 428
4  down The Vinegar Pissers
P Hawkins
62 427
5  up INIT FC
Mustafa khan
82 424
6  up Fun Lovren Criminals
Paul Callaghan
71 415
7  up Gotta Light?
Andrew Swift
72 408
8  up Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
90 406
9  down Crazylegs XI
David Caldicott
39 403
10  up King Dunlap
Paul Bentz
64 402
11  down Klopp of the Pochs
Jason Earwicker
52 402
12  down Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
56 401
13  up Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
78 401
14  same It’sOnlyAGameFarke!
David Spinks
66 399
15  down Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
49 396
16  up Rico united
JASON REACHER
64 389
17  up Despicable Mee
Trevor Gordon
68 387
18  down Brexiter City
Colin Goulding
61 387
19  up Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
69 386
20  same musttryharder FC
Paul Telford
71 386
21  up FTM
Stu Smith
91 383
22  down Queen of the north
DORINE REACHER
48 382
23  up Flying squad
Matt Jarvis
63 378
24  up The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
65 377
25  up Bakerlona FC
Stuart Baker
77 372
26  down Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
49 371
27  same greenyteamy
adam greenwood
53 367
28  down Aquamar 1564
Noel Driver
48 367
29  up Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
61 365
30  up FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
58 360
31  up Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
69 357
32  down Nashton Villa
Jaime Nash
39 356
33  up We are Ayling
Paul Murray
71 354
34  down romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
36 353
35  down Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
48 353
36  up Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
73 352
37  down Game of Throw-Ins
Ryan Garoghan
46 351
38  up Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
66 350
39  down Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
55 349
40  down To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
54 344
41  down mrs mcgoo
laura barrett
26 340
41  up Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
65 340
43  down Pure Buffoonery!
Jitesh Lakhani
41 339
44  down cookster fc
Peter Cook
31 333
45  down disco dancer
darren frankland
52 333
46  up Emergency Gap Jumper
Ian Williams
50 316
47  up Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
53 311
48  down iamgroot
scott mcgow
33 310
49  same blakes11
Steven Darling
63 297
50  same Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
28 241

Manager of the month – Dean Cripps – Kompany & Co – 289 points

The Vinegar Pissers lead the way going into the weekend but it’s Kompany & Co that take the prize. They also switched places – 3rd and 4th – in the overall league. Kompany’s key player was Nacho Monreal. The Arsenal defender added 15 points to their score. And you probably hadn’t noticed, but that’s four shut-outs on the spin now from Wenger’s team.

Manager of the week – Stu Smith – FTM – 91 points

FTM were probably hoping for a few goals from Harry Kane, a clean sheet from Phil Jones, another dominant Man City display and maybe a piece of magic from Philippe Coutinho to amass a healthy score this week. They got all those things, but the 16 ridiculous points picked up by Marouanne Fellaini probably wasn’t expected, and it’s what pushed them to the top of the weekly charts just ahead of Neil Madrid, who gave us the first glimpse of the potential power of the fee hit.

Player of the week – Marouane Fellaini – 16 points.

This will never happen again. Not even Marouane Fellaini has Marouane Fellaini in his fantasy team.

Bargain of the week – Stephen Ward – 12 points

Second in the bonus charts for defenders and third in the bonus charts overall, Ward and the Burnley back line look the best of the cheap options in that area of the park at the moment.

Twat of the week – Tommy Smith – 0 points

It’s hard to believe that still no Palace players have landed at the bottom of the weekly charts given the amount of goals they’re shipping. Luckily for them there’s always someone slightly more expensive shipping as many goals each week. Palace players are so uninvolved they’re not even getting sent off.

Goal of the week – Philippe Coutinho.

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