Gameweek 5 results

September 19, 2016

same When Harry met Alli
Trevor Gordon
56 305
up nO fucHs given
Paul Callaghan
76 295
up Aquamar 15
Noel Driver
65 291
up Uriah Rennie 2nd XI
Neil Greenwood
60 286
up Neil Madrid
Neil Strong
60 284
down Release The Hounds
Paul Mitchell
44 282
up Go Buffoons Go
Jitesh Lakhani
74 280
up Kebab Eaters Utd
Paul Howard
71 280
down To Elland Back
Alan Hardy
46 278
10  up 30:19
Darren Lavelle
66 276
11  down 4 Fuchs Ake
Jason Earwicker
52 275
12  down The Craggy Islanders
Adrian Roche
42 271
13  up Ciderheads
Darren Pope
66 269
14  up FC Caligula
Ajay Supeda
66 267
15  up Rip Roaring Reds
Sean Whyton
70 265
16  down Edgbaston
Micheal Dinneen
42 258
17  down Jeff Lamp’s Porsche
David Spinks
46 256
17  up QUEEN OF THE NORTH
DORINE REACHER
52 256
19  down FTM
Stu Smith
50 256
20  up Crazy Legs XI
David Caldicott
64 253
21  down Golden Boys
Stephanie Cripps
44 252
22  up Jarvis FC
Matt Jarvis
59 249
22  up RG XV
Ryan Garoghan
57 249
24  up Upper Bullens
Andy Taylor
79 248
24  down Real Jorvik
Simon Brown
44 248
26  down Joey Bosa
Paul Bentz
28 245
27  down Biscuitmen
Chris Morton
41 245
28  up RICO UNITED
JASON REACHER
72 244
29  up romeoshondavan
Rob Hewer
70 242
30  down Hedgehog Corpse FC
Nick Smith
54 240
31  up Hucking Fell
P Hawkins
57 239
32  up Yeboah’s Right Foot
Paul Murray
53 236
33  down INIT FC
Mustafa khan
51 235
34  up Bermie Utd
Glen Davies
53 234
35  down Bakerlona
Stuart Baker
51 234
36  down Bish Bosh Goal
Simon Purnell
47 232
37  down Your Ad Here
Matthew Hopkins
44 230
38  same Atlético Chappers
Richard Chapman
50 230
39  down Cooksters
Peter Cook
30 229
40  down greenyteamy
adam greenwood
44 225
41  up Have a little dink
Ian Williams
61 219
42  up Pretty Schitty City
Alex Michaluk
51 217
43  up bazza 28 united
laura barrett
56 213
44  down Racing Club Skegness
Andrew Swift
25 210
45  down DJ’s Trail Blazers
Danian Jones
27 206
46  same Shoelace Untied
Caroline Strong
47 203
47  up Big White Chiefs
david frankland
62 203
48  same I am not Zlatan
Colin Goulding
53 201
49  up jetty city
scott mcgow
61 194
50  down Dj daz
darren frankland
41 188
51  down Jarv88
Paul Jarvis
45 187
52  same Pepe Le Blue
DEAN CRIPPS
40 176
53  same Pudding And Pie
John Seacroft
51 168

 

Only seven of our 53 managers finished the weekend with a total higher than 70, which is low I think, considering that it was our highest scoring gameweek of the season so far with seven teams bagging three goals or more. I don’t suppose too many of us expected Manchester United to concede three against Watford, although we now have to accept that Etienne Capoue is going to score every week. Neither did we predict that Nacer Chadli would top score – scoring two and assisting another of the four that West Brom thumped past West Ham. Leicester finally came good, but it was new signing Islam Slimani who stole the show ahead of Vardy and Mahrez. And what’s happened to Stoke? Conceding four again – and to Crystal Palace?! Who’d only previously scored three in the first four games.

What we did expect was another dominant Manchester City display. Almost everybody had some blue half of Manchester influence somewhere in their team. Kevin De Bruyne was a popular captain choice earning 28 points for those that gave him the armband. Both he and Raheem Sterling assisted and scored one each. De Bruyne pipped Sterling to the three bonus marks. Sterling as captain would have earned you 26 points. Go Buffoons Go had both in their team and posted a healthy 74 points with 41 of those contributed by the City pairing. Another 12 of their points came courtesy of Romelu Lukaku – another popular captain choice following his 11 minute hat trick last weekend.

A dip into this resurgent Everton squad was common among the Buckets teams that managed 70+. Most aptly, Upper Bullens, who jumped 18 places in the league with a highest weekly score of 79 points. Lukaku, Bolasie and Baines added 19 of those – although Spurs contributed the most to the Bullens total – 26 in all, which included 18 from Harry Kane as their captain.

 

Player of the week – Nacer Chadli – 21 points. West Brom’s new (only?) main man.

Bargain of the week – Juan Zuniga – 12 points. In 9 minutes. Well done.

Donkey of the week – Jake Livermore – -2 points. Unlucky – should be rescinded

Goal of the week – Jordan Henderson.

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