Gameweek 6 results

1 4 Lime Jellies Ian Williams 58 305
2 greensmeansbusiness adam greenwood 46 292
3 FC Caligula Ajay Supeda 50 292
4 Pretty Schitty City Alex Michaluk 42 287
5 Walking with Memphis Noel Driver 48 285
6 Golden Boys Stephanie Cripps 43 285
7 Upper Bullens Andy Taylor 69 281
8 Your Ad Here Matthew Hopkins 55 277
9 The Kolarov Mané Trevor Gordon 51 277
10 RICO UNITED JASON REACHER 52 274
11 scotty2hotty scott mcgow 50 271
12 Rocky Ba Bauer P Hawkins 48 270
13 Edgbaston Micheal Dinneen 49 265
14 What’s Up????? DEAN CRIPPS 47 264
15 Below Par Paul Bentz 30 258
16 Howayman Mark Bromham 45 257
17 The Craggy Islanders Adrian Roche 60 257
18 Game of Throw ins Darren Lavelle 45 256
19 Grievous AngelRangel Andrew Swift 47 248
20 Go Buffoons Go!!! Jitesh Lakhani 53 248
21 Romeo’s Honda Van Rob Hewer 45 247
22 Sweet Cherry Pie Jason Earwicker 39 246
23 JonniestaRedmondinho David Spinks 49 246
24 Init fc Mustafa khan 51 245
25 Release The Hounds Paul Mitchell 25 243
26 Hedgehog Corpse FC Nick Smith 51 243
27 Bicuitmen Chris Morton 49 241
28 Bermie Utd Glen Davies 57 239
29 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 40 238
30 SS3 FC Paul Murray 42 236
31 Rip Roaring Reds Sean Whyton 43 236
32 Shoelace Untied Caroline Strong 44 235
33 Crazy Legs XI David Caldicott 35 229
34 Gaalacticos Colin Goulding 47 227
35 Atlético Chappers Richard Chapman 35 226
36 The Hardy Boys Alan Hardy 30 222
37 Baker Bum Boys Lewis Baker 68 222
38 Panza Grande XI Stuart Baker 39 216
39 Ciderheads Darren Pope 34 209
40 Uriah Rennie 2nd XI Neil Greenwood 36 209
41 BrussiaHairbach Alex Ritchie 31 200
42 REAL JORVIK Simon Brown 38 198
42 Bish Bosh Goal Simon Purnell 35 198
44 The Mindless Morons John Seacroft 50 195

 

Upper Bullens are the team of the week this week. Their 69 points is the joint highest of the season, equalling the total set by Scotty2hotty in gameweek three. By virtue of scoring an impressive six goals, Bullens are now the team in pole position for the highest weekly score prize. Scotty2hotty only scored three in the week they posted their winning total. I’ve updated the Prize Money page to clarify what will happen in the event of any ties between teams. Have a read. Hopefully it makes sense. Let me know if I’ve written a load of nonsense

Bullens’ score also puts them at the top of the monthly leaderboard with one gameweek left to go…

1 Upper Bullens Andy Taylor 69 126
2 4 Lime Jellies Ian Williams 58 109
3 Edgbaston Micheal Dinneen 49 107
4 RICO UNITED JASON REACHER 52 102
5 Your Ad Here Matthew Hopkins 55 101
6 The Craggy Islanders Adrian Roche 60 101
7 FC Caligula Ajay Supeda 50 100
7 Pretty Schitty City Alex Michaluk 42 100

They’ve a healthy lead, but are being chased by league leaders, 4 Lime Jellies, who have posted 50+ scores in all but one of the six gameweeks so far. Bullens’ score was aided by an automatic substitution. Norwich captain Russell Martin came on for the unused Joe Gomez. He scored and secured a bonus point that earned nine more points in total. Martin is the league’s highest goal scoring defender with three. That’s as many as Newcastle. And he’ll need to keep scoring goals to earn himself his fantasy points as Norwich are one of four teams who are yet to keep a clean sheet. The others are Stoke, Sunderland and Leicester.

That’s fourth placed Leicester – the only unbeaten team left in the Premier League. This is where Riyad Mahrez gets his now weekly mention. Riyad Mahrez. There. Fifth double figure score in six weeks. First player past 50 points and far and away the most selected across the whole game.

And in the week in which Eden Hazard reached 750,000 transfers OUT, he goes an scores his first double figure score of the season. It was your typical Chelsea v Arsenal game. Cheating was passed off as “clever play”. Everyone tried their hardest to be the biggest prick. And Chelsea won.

 

Player of the week – Kurt Zouma – 15 points. The end of John Terry?

Bargain of the week – Odion Ighalo – 13 points. That’s 19 goals in 24 starts THIS YEAR. Only £5.1 million.

Donkey of the week – Gabriel – -3 points. How is this award not going to Diego Costa?

Goal of the week – Matt Ritchie. The chest control is almost as good as the volley.

 

 

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