Gameweek 5 results

September 15, 2015

1 4 Lime Jellies Ian Williams 51 247
2 greensmeansbusiness adam greenwood 43 246
3 Pretty Schitty City Alex Michaluk 58 245
4 Golden Boys Stephanie Cripps 51 242
5 FC Caligula Ajay Supeda 50 242
6 Walking with Memphis Noel Driver 47 237
7 scotty2hotty scott mcgow 47 229
8 Below Par Paul Bentz 47 228
9 The Kolarov Mané Trevor Gordon 45 226
10 Your Ad Here Matthew Hopkins 46 222
11 RICO UNITED JASON REACHER 50 222
12 Rocky Ba Bauer P Hawkins 50 222
13 Release The Hounds Paul Mitchell 53 218
14 What’s Up????? DEAN CRIPPS 43 217
15 Edgbaston Micheal Dinneen 58 216
16 Upper Bullens Andy Taylor 57 212
17 Howayman Mark Bromham 41 212
18 Game of Throw ins Darren Lavelle 38 211
19 Sweet Cherry Pie Jason Earwicker 52 207
20 Romeo’s Honda Van Rob Hewer 48 206
21 Atlético Chappers Richard Chapman 51 203
22 Grievous AngelRangel Andrew Swift 41 201
23 Go Buffoons Go!!! Jitesh Lakhani 45 199
24 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 29 198
25 The Craggy Islanders Adrian Roche 41 197
26 JonniestaRedmondinho David Spinks 38 197
27 Shoelace Untied Caroline Strong 44 195
28 SS3 FC Paul Murray 36 194
29 Crazy Legs XI David Caldicott 43 194
29 Init fc Mustafa khan 47 194
31 Rip Roaring Reds Sean Whyton 41 193
32 The Hardy Boys Alan Hardy 45 192
33 Bicuitmen Chris Morton 43 192
34 Hedgehog Corpse FC Nick Smith 48 192
35 Gaalacticos Colin Goulding 37 184
36 Bermie Utd Glen Davies 29 182
37 Panza Grande XI Stuart Baker 44 177
38 Ciderheads Darren Pope 27 175
39 Uriah Rennie 2nd XI Neil Greenwood 34 173
40 BrussiaHairbach Alex Ritchie 39 169
41 Bish Bosh Goal Simon Purnell 33 163
42 Baker Bum Boys Lewis Baker 29 162
43 REAL JORVIK Simon Brown 26 160
44 The Mindless Morons John Seacroft 26 145

 

Both Pretty Schitty City and Edgbaston scored 58 points this week, but by virtue of scoring three goals to Edgbaston’s one, Pretty Schitty City win the weekly award. It lifts them back into third place, behind Greensmeansbusiness and 4 Lime Jellies, who have swapped places at the top.

Both City and the Jellies made Riyad Mahrez their captain and the Algerian duly obliged with 11 more points (22 with the armband), which is incredibly his fourth double figure score in five weeks. It included picking up his fourth maximum bonus haul. It’s still not enough to bag him the player of the week award. Steven Naismith’s hat trick against Chelsea earned him 17 points to win that prize. Cesar Azpilicueta was our donkey of the week. In conceding the three Naismith goals and picking up a booking, he finished with a big fat zero. That’s Chelsea’s third donkey award in five weeks. Yes – it really is time to get rid of all Chelsea players. How much longer can they carry on being shit? I’m not prepared to find out anymore.

 

Player of the week – Steven Naismith – 17 points. Equal best weekly score so far.

Bargain of the week – Wes Hoolahan – 13 points. Quietly racking up the points as the top assister in the league.

Donkey of the week – Cesar Azpilicueta – 0 points. 12 conceded. Shit.

Goal of the week – Christian Benteke. Overheads.

 

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