Gameweek 26 results

February 24, 2015

1 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 46 1,435
2 NaboombuDirtyYellows Andrew Swift 49 1,423
3 Pescara Rangers Stewart Pope 79 1,412
4 Upper Bullens Andy Taylor 55 1,397
5 Uriah Rennie 2nd XI Neil Greenwood 55 1,368
6 Shoelace Untied Caroline Strong 60 1,361
7 Hedgehog Corpse FC Nick Smith 49 1,360
8 RayCrawfordsCrackers Rob Hewer 58 1,359
9 * Your Ad Here * Matthew Hopkins 49 1,358
10 Ciderheads Darren Pope 30 1,356
11 Gaalatcticos Colin Goulding 54 1,350
12 Bermie Utd Glen Davies 49 1,341
13 Pretty Schitty City Alex Michaluk 54 1,334
14 Paris Spinks Germain David Spinks 41 1,327
15 Van Damme United P Hawkins 65 1,325
16 Biscuitmen Chris Morton 56 1,312
17 Who R U DEAN CRIPPS 71 1,283
18 Accrington Rudyard Ian Williams 43 1,276
19 Panza Grande XI Stuart Baker 43 1,272
20 The Mindless Morons John Seacroft 49 1,266
21 Get to the choppa Mark Bromham 47 1,256
22 Rip Roaring Reds Sean Whyton 53 1,236
23 Real Jorvik FC Simon Brown 56 1,227
24 Luxembourg United Simon Smallbone 30 1,188
25 No Recognized Plan Paul Bentz 38 1,186
26 Sportingabiggerwig Alex Ritchie 36 1,185
27 Release The Hounds Paul Mitchell 29 1,134
28 Crazylegs XI David Caldicott 34 1,115
29 Jordie’s Giants Jordan Raper 55 952


A second consecutive below par week from our top two has seen a serious amount of gap closing going on from the chasing pack. Not least Pescara, who with this weeks highest total of 79, sit only 11 points off second and 23 points off the top. They also win their bye into the first round proper of the Buckets Cup. They, and our only other 70+ scorers, Who R U, also played themselves into contention for the February Manager of the month award.

There seemed to be a split in the scores this week based on which teams went Chelsea – and who went with City. City hammered five past Newcastle and offered up the weeks highest scoring player. You’re a moron if you shipped David Silva out of your team before the weekend kick off. For City, it was a gameweek reminiscent of many of last season’s mega scores. Also contributing were Samir Nasri with his second consecutive double figure score, Sergio Aguero (obvs) and even Edin Dzeko mustered 11 points which might just keep Wilfried Bony on the bench for another week. Here’s our seasonal mention of basement dwellers, Jordies Giants, who picked Dzeko as captain for week one – a decision that’s finally come good 25 weeks later.

The expected Chelsea rout of Burnley didn’t happen. Hazard and Ivanovic owners gleaned something out of the weekend, but the returning Diego Costa finished with only his appearance points. Those taking a punt on him making an instant high scoring return now have to figure out what to do with him next week when he and the rest of his team mates have a week off to contest the League Cup final.


Player of the week – David Silva – 17 points. What was I thinking?

Bargain of the week – Victor Moses – 10 points. Prolonging Villa’s misery.

Donkey of the week – Ron Vlaar – -2 points. See above.

Goal of the week – Philippe Coutinho. Liverpool on the rise.

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