Gameweek 23 results

February 2, 2015

1 NaboombuDirtyYellows Andrew Swift 74 1,284
2 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 88 1,282
3 Upper Bullens Andy Taylor 68 1,247
4 Pescara Rangers Stewart Pope 73 1,239
5 Ciderheads Darren Pope 42 1,234
6 Uriah Rennie 2nd XI Neil Greenwood 78 1,228
7 Gaalatcticos Colin Goulding 60 1,220
8 Hedgehog Corpse FC Nick Smith 58 1,215
9 Shoelace Untied Caroline Strong 78 1,215
10 * Your Ad Here * Matthew Hopkins 74 1,207
11 Pretty Schitty City Alex Michaluk 74 1,195
12 Paris Spinks Germain David Spinks 45 1,191
13 RayCrawfordsCrackers Rob Hewer 89 1,177
14 Bermie Utd Glen Davies 55 1,172
15 Biscuitmen Chris Morton 73 1,167
16 Van Damme United P Hawkins 54 1,152
17 Panza Grande XI Stuart Baker 54 1,137
18 Rip Roaring Reds Sean Whyton 64 1,113
19 Accrington Rudyard Ian Williams 54 1,111
20 Who R U DEAN CRIPPS 47 1,104
21 Get to the choppa Mark Bromham 52 1,103
22 The Mindless Morons John Seacroft 58 1,097
23 Sportingabiggerwig Alex Ritchie 20 1,093
24 No Recognized Plan Paul Bentz 62 1,074
25 Real Jorvik FC Simon Brown 46 1,059
26 Luxembourg United Simon Smallbone 65 1,053
27 Release The Hounds Paul Mitchell 38 1,046
28 Crazylegs XI David Caldicott 37 1,016
29 Jordie’s Giants Jordan Raper 46 846


Maybe, for the benefit of RayCrawfordsCrackers, I should introduce a prize for most manager of the week prizes in a season. They hold the record with seven – a total they reached last season on their way to the title. They broke their previous record of six from the season before. So far this season they’ve managed the best weekly score on five occasions – including this week. Could they make it to eight? Quite conceivably. Although they’re obviously tinkering a bit too much again, as they’re languishing somewhat in mid table, with an outside chance of scraping their way up to the top four.

They drafted in Santi Cazorla and cleverly made him captain – and he scored the bulk of their 89 points. Cazorla’s weekly score of 17 points was only bettered by Jonathan Walters. The Arsenal midfielder is the form player in the league. That’s his second consecutive double figure score and his fourth in eight weeks. This has been helped by his promotion to penalty taking duties in the absence of Mikel Arteta. He scored his fourth in eight gameweeks yesterday against Villa.

In fact, Arsenal are the form team. Key to a big score this week was to shift the onus from Chelsea and City to Arsenal. As well as RCCs, Pretty Schitty City and Neil Madrid took the punt on Cazorla. City’s 74 points, which also included a six point contribution from Per Mertesacker, was enough to hold off a late surge from Neil Madrid to win them the January manager of the month award.

1 Pretty Schitty City Alex Michaluk 74 289
2 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 88 286
3 * Your Ad Here * Matthew Hopkins 74 263
4 Upper Bullens Andy Taylor 68 252
5 Shoelace Untied Caroline Strong 78 252
6 Bermie Utd Glen Davies 55 250


Despite not quite grabbing the January award, their 88 points has put Neil Madrid within two points of top spot. They and NaboombuDirtyYellows have opened up almost a 40 point lead over third placed Upper Bullens.


Player of the week – Jonathan Walters – 19 points. A hat trick and up to seven goals for the season. One to watch?

Bargain of the week – Patrick Van Aanholt – 12 points. Only £4.2 million and clearly a first choice. Another one to watch?

Donkey of the week – Ryan Bertrand – -1 points. A suspension headache.

Goal of the week – Hector Bellerin. A peach of a pass into the bottom corner. At 4m25s



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