Gameweek 21 results

January 12, 2015

1 NaboombuDirtyYellows Andrew Swift 75 1,169
2 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 72 1,148
3 Ciderheads Darren Pope 57 1,139
4 Upper Bullens Andy Taylor 77 1,127
5 Pescara Rangers Stewart Pope 57 1,125
6 Gaalatcticos Colin Goulding 61 1,111
7 Uriah Rennie 2nd XI Neil Greenwood 55 1,108
8 Paris Spinks Germain David Spinks 72 1,100
9 Hedgehog Corpse FC Nick Smith 72 1,095
10 Shoelace Untied Caroline Strong 65 1,081
11 * Your Ad Here * Matthew Hopkins 78 1,072
12 RayCrawfordsCrackers Rob Hewer 65 1,069
13 Van Damme United P Hawkins 60 1,061
14 Pretty Schitty City Alex Michaluk 87 1,053
15 Bermie Utd Glen Davies 73 1,052
16 Panza Grande XI Stuart Baker 45 1,023
17 Who R U DEAN CRIPPS 79 1,020
18 Biscuitmen Chris Morton 44 1,015
19 Accrington Rudyard Ian Williams 81 1,007
20 Sportingabiggerwig Alex Ritchie 63 1,000
21 Get to the choppa Mark Bromham 67 989
22 Rip Roaring Reds Sean Whyton 60 978
23 The Mindless Morons John Seacroft 45 970
24 Real Jorvik FC Simon Brown 56 968
25 Luxembourg United Simon Smallbone 70 935
26 Release The Hounds Paul Mitchell 60 934
27 No Recognized Plan Paul Bentz 46 931
28 Crazylegs XI David Caldicott 41 913
29 Jordie’s Giants Jordan Raper 37 761


It’s taken them six long hard seasons of slog but Pretty Schitty City have finally won something. Their first manger of the week moves them to within clambering distance of a top 10 place and positions them nicely at the halfway point in the race for the January manager prize. In an almost perfect week for Schitty, every player bar Cesc Fabregas picked up extra points. They had a full house of clean sheets, scored five goals and amassed 11 bonus points. Had they made Alexis Sanchez captain over Diego Costa they’d have hit the 100 point mark.

The 38 points Sanchez collected as captain of NDY’s re-established their lead at the top of the table over Neil Madrid, who held top spot briefly after Saturday’s games. Most scores in the 70’s were aided by Sanchez’s inclusion – and he has raced ahead in the overall player standings. Another goal for Charlie Austin has placed him on top of the strikers table, yet Sergio Aguero did make his comeback at the weekend, albeit for only a solitary point. Another weeks training and a lack of anything else in the City squad should see him back in from the start next week. Good luck in trying to crowbar him in, although an injury to Van Persie at the weekend may facilitate that move into some manager’s teams.


Player of the week – Alexis Sanchez – 19 points. Also moves top of the bonus points charts with 22 in total.

Bargain of the week – Paul Konchesky – 15 points. Everyone’s guaranteed a clean sheet against Villa.

Donkey of the week – Liam Bridcutt – -2 points. Harsh sending off.

Goal of the week – Andy Carroll. Nice feet blah blah big man.



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