Gameweek 12 results

November 25, 2014

1 Uriah Rennie 2nd XI Neil Greenwood 52 676
2 Upper Bullens Andy Taylor 58 664
3 Paris Spinks Germain David Spinks 51 660
4 * Your Ad Here * Matthew Hopkins 49 640
5 NaboombuDirtyYellows Andrew Swift 61 633
6 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 58 628
7 Ciderheads Darren Pope 54 625
8 Sportingabiggerwig Alex Ritchie 50 622
9 Shoelace Untied Caroline Strong 52 620
10 Pretty Schitty City Alex Michaluk 57 618
11 Bermie Utd Glen Davies 60 606
12 Hedgehog Corpse FC Nick Smith 51 605
13 RayCrawfordsCrackers Rob Hewer 39 604
14 Pescara Rangers Stewart Pope 50 597
15 Panza Grande XI Stuart Baker 50 594
16 Rip Roaring Reds Sean Whyton 37 579
17 Gaalatcticos Colin Goulding 45 576
18 Biscuitmen Chris Morton 74 556
19 Luxembourg United Simon Smallbone 32 547
20 Get to the choppa Mark Bromham 58 543
21 Crazylegs XI David Caldicott 42 536
22 Van Damme United P Hawkins 49 531
23 Who R U DEAN CRIPPS 42 528
24 The Mindless Morons John Seacroft 41 527
24 Real Jorvik FC Simon Brown 38 527
26 Release The Hounds Paul Mitchell 38 525
27 No Recognized Plan Paul Bentz 47 520
28 Accrington Rudyard Ian Williams 32 492
29 Jordie’s Giants Jordan Raper 38 403


Congratulations to the Biscuitmen, who with 74 points, are this weeks highest scoring team. Their total was achieved without an Aguero, Costa or Sanchez in sight, but did contain the player of the week. Christian Eriksen ended a barren scoring run with a 13 point haul. Biscuitmen are also one of the few (perhaps the only Buckets manager) to have taken a punt on Harry Kane, who scored his second goal in three games, and in his second consecutive start. It’s taken a while for Pochettino to realise his best striker is the one that doesn’t get paid £100,000 a week. Kane, like last weeks addition to the cheapo strikers hall of fame, Ayoze Perez, won’t even set you back £5 million. Yet. Eden Hazard was named as Biscuitmen’s captain and is slowly starting to contribute more to the Chelsea title charge, particularly at home. His 11 points (22 for the BM) was his third consecutive double figure score at Stamford Bridge.

The lack of a Aguero, Costa or Sanchez is probably the reason that Biscuitmen, despite their high score this week, don’t have any chance of pinching the November Manager of the Month award. That looks like it’s a four horse race…

1 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 58 205
2 Paris Spinks Germain David Spinks 51 203
3 Shoelace Untied Caroline Strong 52 193
4 Upper Bullens Andy Taylor 58 190


If Shoelace do it they’ll win their second on the trot and be the first to pick up two awards this season.

There was a lot of bench action this week. This is only going to become more of an issue as we head into the packed winter schedule. There was a nasty strain of internationalitis going round following the Premiership’s week off. Many players – many popular players – returned with knocks and strains from their travels. Some played – Di Maria and Fabregas the most notable. But most didn’t make it on to the pitch. Biscuitmen would have scored a lot less had Wilfried Bony not been promoted from their bench. Monthly leaders, Neil Madrid gained an extra eight points from Mile Jedinak and Callum Chambers replacing the crocked Nacer Chadli and Steven Taylor. And overall second place team Upper Bullens saw Paul Dummett step up to replace Leighton Baines and add eight points to their total. Injuries, rotations and suspensions bite hard in December. It goes to show viable fall back options are a must.


Player of the week – Christian Eriksen – 13 points. Seems to spring into life once every three or four gameweeks.

Bargain of the week – Dwight Gayle – 12 points. Another cheap striker who could become a popular pick with more starts. He always seems to contribute.

Donkey of the week – Gaston Ramirez – -2 points. Probably the victim of some ridiculous overacting, but it’s all about the (minus) points.

Goal of the week – Olivier Giroud. Marking his comeback.


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