Gameweek 5 results

September 24, 2014

1 Uriah Rennie 2nd XI Neil Greenwood 46 289
2 * Your Ad Here * Matthew Hopkins 46 277
3 RayCrawfordsCrackers Rob Hewer 57 261
4 Sportingabiggerwig Alex Ritchie 46 258
5 Rip Roaring Reds Sean Whyton 34 258
6 NaboombuDirtyYellows Andrew Swift 40 256
6 Panza Grande XI Stuart Baker 33 256
8 Upper Bullens Andy Taylor 32 256
9 Gaalatcticos Colin Goulding 51 251
10 Paris Spinks Germain David Spinks 36 248
11 Bermie Utd Glen Davies 41 246
12 Pretty Schitty City Alex Michaluk 49 237
12 Hedgehog Corpse FC Nick Smith 49 237
14 Crazylegs XI David Caldicott 23 231
15 Van Damme United P Hawkins 41 229
16 Pescara Rangers Stewart Pope 26 221
17 Ciderheads Darren Pope 36 220
18 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 27 216
19 Biscuitmen Chris Morton 31 214
20 Real Jorvik FC Simon Brown 16 212
21 No Recognized Plan Paul Bentz 35 204
22 Shoelace Untied Caroline Strong 37 203
23 Luxembourg United Simon Smallbone 36 200
24 Howay Man AFC Mark Bromham 31 198
25 Who R U DEAN CRIPPS 35 194
26 Release The Hounds Paul Mitchell 28 193
27 Accrington Rudyard Ian Williams 35 186
28 The Mindless Morons John Seacroft 26 180
29 Jordie’s Giants Jordan Raper 43 172

A week in which everything that was meant to happen – didn’t. With the exception of the Arsenal game – and you could even argue against that with Villa conceding three goals, two of which had involvement from the, until now, redundant Mesut Ozil.

Burnley kept another clean sheet sending Tom Heaton to the top of the goalkeepers charts, Newcastle didn’t lose. West Ham beat Liverpool. West Brom and Palace won away at Spurs and Everton respectively, and Diego Costa didn’t score.

And the weekend of surprises is somewhat reflected in the relative lowness of some of the Buckets weekly scores. Only 11 teams managed to get above 40 points. RayCrawfordsCrackers finished as weekly top scorers with 57 points. A total achieved by making the best captain choice of any of their rivals. Which leads us on to the most spectacular result of the weekend – Leicester’s 5-3 defeat of Manchester United. It was Angel Di Maria that notched 22 of RCC’s total. The Argentinian forward was United’s best player by a mile, assisting and scoring (our goal of the week) to put them 3-1 up after an hour. Enough at that point to have probably guaranteed all three bonus points too. But, he had to settle for third place in the bonus table behind the continuously impressive Leonardo Ulloa, whose season start is every bit as impressive as Diego Costa’s – and he’s doing it without picking up daft bookings every week – and ex Fleetwood Town hitman, Jamie Vardy, who as well as scoring, assisted the other four, and of course, bagged all three bonuses. Hilarious.

Player of the week – Jamie Vardy – 21 points. Could end up having the highest weekly score of the season.

Bargain of the week – Victor Wanyama – 9 points. Southampton September’s team of the month.

Donkey of the week – Tyler Blackett – -3 points. Poor lad.

Goal of the week – Angel Di Maria. Swimming in a sea of shit

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