Gameweek 28 results

March 3, 2014

1 Romeo’s-honda-van Rob Hewer 55 1,674
2 Sportingoffensivewig Alex Ritchie 71 1,626
3 The Magico Rob Buttaci 58 1,625
4 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 48 1,621
5 Panza Grande XI Stuart Baker 65 1,617
6 Shakin’ Stephens P Hawkins 62 1,600
7 Ciderheads Darren Pope 57 1,588
8 NaboombuDirtyYellows Andrew Swift 52 1,574
9 Rip Roaring Reds Sean Whyton 65 1,572
10 {Your Ad Here} Matthew Hopkins 35 1,566
11 Crazylegs Xi David Caldicott 56 1,553
12 Upper Bullens Scouse Mouse 52 1,547
13 pretty Schitty City Alex Michaluk 61 1,508
14 Hedgehog Corpse FC Nick Smith 51 1,502
15 Mid-Season Blip Paul Bentz 41 1,481
16 Kedah FA David Spinks 60 1,476
17 Rien Toulouse Colin Goulding 74 1,476
18 Have a little dink Ian Williams 43 1,474
19 Shoelace Untied Caroline Strong 63 1,453
20 Biscuitmen Chris Morton 45 1,426
21 Bermie Utd Glen Davies 50 1,419
22 The Mindless Morons John Seacroft 51 1,415
23 Uriah Rennie 2nd XI Neil Greenwood 31 1,398
24 Release the Hounds Paul Mitchell 46 1,396
25 Real Jorvik Simon Brown 44 1,389
26 Inter Minan Jordan Raper 34 1,228

The first round of the cup has been decided. The preliminary round was completed this weekend and bottom club, Inter Minan, who never get mentioned, because they gave up in August, have made it through. They defeated Uriah Rennie, whose season goes from bad to worse. Inter Minan achieved the victory with only eight men on the pitch. It’s unlikely they’ll get any further, as next week they’ll face the league leaders, and will probably have a lot less available players in their squad. A Demba Ba hat trick may get them through though. You never know.

Elsewhere, there were victories for Kedah FA, Ciderheads, Panza, Rip Roaring Reds, Sporting, Crazylegs, Pretty Schitty City, Shakin’ Stephens and Rien Toulouse, who, with 74 points, were this weeks highest scoring team. Sporting were the only other 70+ scoring team, knocking out The Magico in the tie of the round.

It was inevitable that Daniel Sturridge’s scoring run would eventually come to an end. As inevitable as it was that Luis Suarez’s non-scoring run would also come to an end. Both happened this weekend. Suarez’s 15 points was his highest score, and included his first league goal for six weeks. Unusually Sturridge didn’t contribute anything – not even an assist for the other two Liverpool goals. They were assisted by…Suarez. Andre Schurrle was the best player of the week – not that anyone would have foreseen the hat trick he scored to dispatch of Fulham and the 20 fantasy points he picked up. It was only Schurrle’s eighth league start of the season.

Player of the week – Andre Schurrle – 20 points. Don’t be surprised if he’s back on the bench next week.

Bargain of the week – Moussa Sissoko – 15 points. It wasn’t a headbutt.

Donkey of the week – Sebastien Bassong – -2 points. An own goal in the middle of a 20 minute capitulation.

Goal of the week – Christian Benteke. His first goal in the rout of Norwich.


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