Gameweek 17 results

December 24, 2013

1 Sportingoffensivewig Alex Ritchie 61 1,076
2 Romeo’s-honda-van Rob Hewer 90 1,063
3 Ciderheads Darren Pope 81 1,060
4 Panza Grande XI Stuart Baker 80 1,057
5 Rip Roaring Reds Sean Whyton 72 1,051
6 Crazylegs Xi David Caldicott 68 1,041
7 {Your Ad Here} Matthew Hopkins 75 1,030
8 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 70 1,029
9 The Magico Rob Buttaci 65 1,018
10 NaboombuDirtyYellows Andrew Swift 64 1,003
11 Shakin’ Stephens P Hawkins 66 987
12 Rien Toulouse Colin Goulding 80 978
13 Upper Bullens Scouse Mouse 75 972
14 Have a little dink Ian Williams 73 961
15 Kedah FA David Spinks 54 956
16 Mid-Season Blip Paul Bentz 62 949
17 pretty Schitty City Alex Michaluk 72 940
18 Release the Hounds Paul Mitchell 66 940
19 Hedgehog Corpse FC Nick Smith 74 937
20 Uriah Rennie 2nd XI Neil Greenwood 68 886
21 Shoelace Untied Caroline Strong 80 870
22 Bermie Utd Glen Davies 43 863
23 The Mindless Morons John Seacroft 90 850
24 Biscuitmen Chris Morton 77 811
25 Real Jorvik Simon Brown 33 773
26 Inter Minan Jordan Raper 42 757


We’ve two teams posting scores of 90 points this week – that’s The Mindless Morons and Romeo’s-Honda-Van. And the winners of the manager of the week award are… The Mindless Morons. They scored six goals to Romeo’s five. Had Romeo’s won the award, it would have been their third in four weeks and their fourth overall. As it happens, the Morons pick up their first. You have a to feel a little sorry for them, having scored 90 points you’d expect to move a few places up the table. But no – they stay in 23rd place – in the bottom four, but close the gap on the teams just above them. Maybe if Luis Suarez was to stop scoring goals, it would become a lot harder for ALMOST EVERYONE to post scores of 70, 80 or 90+ every week. Suarez’s current scoring streak far surpasses those of Gareth Bale and Robin Van Persie’s from recent years. He has just posted his fourth consecutive double figure weekly score. It’s his eighth in all for the season. And it’s his fifth player of the week award. His price is currently set at 13.2 million, and there’s a real chance he could become the most expensive player in the game within the next few weeks. It’d be nice if he could have a week off, just so I could talk about someone else.

Romeo’s may have only just missed out on the weekly award, but they move into second place overall, and the gap between them and first placed Sporting is now down to 13 points. Ciderheads, Panza Grande and Rip Roaring Reds are all within 30 points of the top, with five other teams all passing the 1000 point mark. Defending champs, Shakin’ Stephens, lie in 11th place, almost 100 points behind Sporting. They’re going to need a run of results similar to that of Romeo’s to put themselves in with a chance of retaining their title. Sporting run the risk of losing their grip on the lead this week if they don’t replace Aguero, who still forms part of their attack. In a week where some rotation is very likely, Sporting’s bench doesn’t look very strong either. None of their four subs got any game time in gameweek 17, and if this happens again in gameweek 18 and/or 19 they could be swallowed up by that chasing pack.

Player of the week – Luis Suarez – 16 points. Unbelievably, still not in everyone’s team.

Bargain of the week – Peter Crouch – 12 points. On the day his missus won Strictly.

Donkey of the week – Danny Gabbidon – -1 point. An own goal contribution to a 3-0 home defeat.

Goal of the week – Seamus Coleman. Was tempted to nominate Vincent Kompany’s overhead backward slice own goal. But I didn’t. No video for this either for some reason.


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