Gameweek 18 results

December 24, 2012

1 Pescara Rangers Stewart Pope 50 996
2 Hedgehog Corpse FC Nick Smith 55 980
3 Pimp My Side Jordan Raper 54 950
4 Les Canaris David Spinks 48 950
5 A Few Good Men Darren Pope 62 944
6 A Pint of Fuller’s P Hawkins 50 936
7 Uriah Rennie 2nd XI Neil Greenwood 35 933
8 (Your Ad Here) Matthew Hopkins 49 928
9 Shoelace Untied Caroline Strong 44 927
10 None Of The Above Jonny Mabbutt 51 901
11 Rip Roaring Reds Sean Whyton 49 899
12 Doing the 91 Colin Goulding 30 890
13 Body Issues FC Arron Fellows 36 885
14 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 57 883
15 Panza Grande XI Stuart Baker 57 876
16 Fancy a brouhaha? Ian Williams 30 868
17 Upper Bullens Scouse Mouse 59 854
18 Bermie Utd Glen Davies 31 848
19 Borussia HairBack Alex Ritchie 51 841
20 goodbutnosigurdsson Rob Hewer 60 840
21 Pretty Schitty City Alex Michaluk 32 829
22 Inter Ealing Paul Bentz 60 816
23 Moxie XI Luke O’Shea 46 809
24 Lothersdale FC Simon Rider 48 805
25 Release The Hounds 5 Paul Mitchell 42 801
26 Crazy Legs XI David Caldicott 53 797
27 Real Jorvik Simon Brown 66 796

Top scorers this week were our bottom team. Real Jorvik scored 66 points, yet still remain bottom of the table. All of Jorvik’s Chelsea players that have been hanging around since the early weeks finally came good. No fewer than 6 Chelsea players hit double figures. And every Chelsea player picked up either goal, assist, clean sheet or bonus marks. Time to move some Chelsea players back in perhaps? Time for the fans to stop singing the Di Matteo chant? David Luiz was employed in midfield. He scored and picked up some clean sheet marks. Could this be his new starting position for the rest of the season. It’s no surprise he’s been moved forward, given how gifted a footballer he is. He’s never struck me as being a defender. And he strikes as sweet a free kick as anyone in the league. See goal of the week. Cesar Azpilicueta is another Chelsea defender now worth considering. He’s started 8 of the last 9 games, bagged two assists, including one yesterday, and is priced at 5.6 million. Will there be a place in the team for John Terry when he returns from injury? Let’s hope not.

Chelsea players, however, don’t win our player of the week awards. Steven Gerrard is the highest scorer. Does anyone still have him? His first telling contribution of the season was a 17 point haul for a goal, clean sheet, assist and top bonus marks in Liverpool’s easy win against Fulham. Even Stewart Downing scored. That’s his first goal and first assist of the season. City were meant to annihilate Reading. They didn’t. And while we all sat with Tevez and/or Aguero has our captains, Gareth Barry went and scored their only goal in Mancini time. He’s your bargain.

  • Player of the week – Steven Gerrard – 17 points. A long while sonce he and Lampard scored in the same week.
  • Bargain of the week – Gareth Barry – 11 points. Probably your 11th choice City captain.
  • Donkey of the week – Matthew Lowton – -2 points. No surprises.

Goal of the week

 

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