Gameweek 10 results

November 6, 2012


1 Les Canaris David Spinks 48 555
2 Pescara Rangers Stewart Pope 61 542
3 Rip Roaring Reds Sean Whyton 33 533
4 Hedgehog Corpse FC Nick Smith 45 531
5 Pimp My Side Jordan Raper 58 529
6 A Pint of Fuller’s P Hawkins 54 529
7 Uriah Rennie 2nd XI Neil Greenwood 32 525
8 Shoelace Untied Caroline Strong 61 522
9 A Few Good Men Darren Pope 31 508
10 Body Issues FC Arron Fellows 58 503
11 Doing the 91 Colin Goulding 62 501
12 Panza Grande XI Stuart Baker 27 498
13 Moxie XI Luke O’Shea 48 491
14 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 37 480
15 None Of The Above Jonny Mabbutt 26 478
16 (Your Ad Here) Matthew Hopkins 49 477
17 Upper Bullens Scouse Mouse 31 476
18 Fancy a brouhaha? Ian Williams 26 468
19 Bermie Utd Glen Davies 28 467
20 Crazy Legs XI David Caldicott 39 464
21 Borussia HairBack Alex Ritchie 52 460
22 Release The Hounds 5 Paul Mitchell 52 449
22 Pretty Schitty City Alex Michaluk 41 449
24 Inter Ealing Paul Bentz 36 448
25 Real Jorvik Simon Brown 26 431
26 Shadwell Town Ed Carter 19 430
27 Lothersdale FC Simon Rider 32 413
28 goodbutnosigurdsson Rob Hewer 31 411


Not a lot of goals around this weekend – only 18. And just when I thought defences had given up and teams were starting to score for fun. Liverpool scored from one of those long balls they hate so much, and ironically it was by far the best goal of the weekend. Nothing wrong with the long ball game if you’ve got someone whose able to pluck it out the sky, control it and round the keeper the way Luis Scumbag did against Newcastle on Sunday.

And it seems I’ve been writing Norwich off for the last month, when they sit comfortably in mid table having picked up another win at the weekend. And yet Reading and QPR are still winless, and, with Southampton, are cut adrift already at the bottom of the table.

And Norwich (kind of) sit atop of our table. Rip Roaring Reds have dropped back in the last few weeks to form part of the chasing pack. Two time champs, Pescara Rangers move into second, scoring 61 points this gameweek. They just missed out on the Manager of the week award by one point to Doing the 91. They picked up 62 points, largely thanks to Marouane Fellaini, who got two goals, neither of which were from long balls. Afros were raised when Moyes forked out 15 million for Fellaini. He’d probably go for double that now. He’s still only 7.1 million in FPL world. Player of the week – and, maybe even player of the season thus far.

Les Canaris will be happy to know that it’s an Ipswich fan that props the rest of us up. Goodbutnosigurdsson were last years runners-up, but their tinkering isn’t serving them well this season. It’s going to be tough for them to climb the table having already wildcarded, with a further 17 transfers already made – 6 of them last week.

  • Player of the week – Marouane Fellaini – 15 points. A bargain at his current price.
  • Bargain of the week – Kaspars Gorkss – 11 points. Stills toos manys S’s ins this guys names
  • Donkey of the week – Jack Wilshere – -1 points. Nice comeback.

Goal of the weekend

Despite that stupid ‘kissing the wrist’ bollocks, and the fact it was against Newcastle, and the fact it was Luis Scumbag, it was a good goal. For a scumbag.


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