Gameweek 30 results

March 28, 2012

1 Neil Madrid Neil Strong 45 1,663
2 Romeo’s-honda-van Rob Hewer 37 1,611
3 none of the above Jonny Mabbutt 33 1,595
4 Crazylegs XI David Caldicott 27 1,561
5 Rip Roaring Reds Sean Whyton 35 1,560
6 Panza Grande XI Stuart Baker 47 1,538
7 Overpaid Pillocks Ian Williams 43 1,526
8 Release The Hounds 4 Paul Mitchell 39 1,520
9 Uriah Rennie 2nd XI Neil Greenwood 52 1,516
10 Shoelace Untied Caroline Strong 46 1,506
11 Bermie Utd Glen Davies 60 1,499
12 Pescara Rangers Stewart Pope 69 1,491
13 Doing the 91 Colin Goulding 49 1,472
14 Mustard Strike FC Arron Fellows 27 1,469
15 (Your Ad Here) Matthew Hopkins 32 1,468
16 KAYS FC Tom Rogerson 41 1,443
17 Pretty Schitty City Alex Michaluk 35 1,428
18 ErectileFullfunction Alex Ritchie 37 1,402
19 Benson & Wedgies P Hawkins 45 1,357
20 magnificent fifteen stephen kennerson 44 1,352
21 Inter Ealing Paul Bentz 46 1,350
22 Real Jorvik Simon Brown 61 1,331
23 Cant think of a name mark molloy 24 1,290
24 TheBellsAreRinging Damon Brown 26 1,263
25 DIMBETWEENERS dmitri wychrij 35 1,168
26 Running On Empty Mk3 Dave Heighington 27 1,165
27 SHADWELL TOWN Ed Carter 51 1,091

The final of the Buckets Cup has been decided. Rip Roaring Reds triumphed in a low scoring semi against nOnEoFTHeABOve. Both maybe have one eye on their league placing, and didn’t go all out to win the tie. Rip Roaring Reds nicked it with a Yaya Toure goal. noneOfTHEAbove didn’t score – and didn’t progress. In the other semi, Uriah Rennie won another fairly low scoring affair against Neil Madrid on their captain choice. Picking Rooney ahead of Van Persie paid off. Neil Madrid also left James McLean on the bench. Had he made the starting XI, we’d have a different final. The final will take place this weekend. Good luck to both teams.

In the league, the best performing teams were those bubbling under the chasing pack. Panza, Uriah, Bermie and top scorers Pescara all edged a little bit closer to the top four or five, all of whom had a relatively poor week. Pescara managed a good 69 point haul, a 42 point swing on 4th placed Crazylegs. Shadwell, still anchored to the bottom, and still not playing, are right in the race for the Manager of the Month. Funny really, for a yid. The two Arsenal players in his original August starting XI are the main reason behind this recent good run. Vermaelen and Gibbs, aswell as keeping clean sheets, have three goals between them in the last few weeks, and eight bonus points. Shadwell could win Manager of the Month off the back of Arsenal’s recent return to form, which started with the 5-2 thumping of his team at the Emirates six weeks ago.

We’ve had a few contenders for goal of the season in recent weeks. Van Persie scored a sublime controlled volley a few weeks back. Sebastian Coates scored his netbusting horizontal volley last week for Liverpoo (that’s not a typo). But who’d have thought Peter twatting Crouch would come along, and beyond all doubt, win this year’s award. I can say quite confidently, even with eight weeks of the season left, that goal will not be bettered this season. The ball didn’t touch the ground. Begovic hoofs it, Pennant heads it, Crouch controls it sideways on to the goal, at an angle, from 35 yards and …. bang. It should have flown out of the stadium and into the Trent, as they quite often do when he tries his daft gangly overhead kicks.

  • Player of the week – David Wheater. Twice a donkey, now the player of the week.
  • Bargain of the week – Hatem Ben Arfa. The real bargain is Wheater, but you can’t have both awards, and at 5.5 million, 15 points is a good return
  • Donkey of the week – Djibril Cisse. Played five, scored three, sent off twice. Brilliant.

Goal o’t weekend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGwQc2U52RY&feature=related

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